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i’m chris, your nice friend from basketball. fka @negativedunks. boston by happenstance, maine by heart host of enjoy your day, thursdays at 2 ET @ uncertain.fm
i rewatched tenet last night, and my main takeaway is that it couldve been the best james bond movie if it wasnt more dedicated to being the most confusing christopher nolan movie
Thinking about TENET and also how nobody in TENET knew what it was about www.theringer.com/2020/07/22/m...
the red sox dumping marcelo mayer is kinda hilarious. sorry!!
taylor ward has been crap this year besides drawing walks. so idk
chat, are we back?
the right wing is trying to push voter turnout (similar to 2024) by making this joke into a coordinated campaign. there's also an insane op piece in the portland press herald called "collins is a feminist's best investment" 100% coming from a TERF/anti-abortion perspective, and its about this slop
Jesus Christ. Sophie Cunningham fully embracing the right wing grift.
sounds like the war is super over and oil prices should be dipping appropriately
A senior officer in US Central Command’s (CENTCOM) intelligence branch emailed a broad group of military analysts seeking “new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran.” A second source indicated a similar request went out the prior week.
normy celtics fans don’t know what its like to have a rudderless team of mostly losers and dorks, so they have wishcasted acquiring the best shooter in history in exchange for paul george. it’s sad and a sign of delusion. please get help
our big boy just games the markets every single week so they don’t crash before november lol
BREAKING Trump says new talks with Iran to begin Monday
my internet remains on day 3 of being off thanks to the braintrust at verizon fios, shoutout verizon fios for being great for almost 6 years and then being absolute dogshit for the last 8 months
if they trade arias for zach neto or some slop like that, craig breslow is one of history’s greatest villains
Franklin Arias is not in the WooSox lineup today - but per a source, it was a scheduled day off after he’d played the first five games of the series (Arias has been on a 4-5x a week schedule throughout this year). That said, the Sox have certainly been open to considering deals involving him …
my internet has been out all day (some fios bullshit after someone “came and fixed it” last week) so i’m reading hobsbawm on main
i love the idea of an “exclusive” trump passport that you need to opt in for, because in a few years its mere sight will just tell foreign countries not to allow you in lmao
shermans march II
“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
great work here. ballmer invested in several kawhi LLCs (presumably as a result of aspiration disintegrating), with the promise of public backing for a project that would make kawhi his money. extremely vile.
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i just want somebody to tell me if my trade for mike trout (S1 $26) and taj bradley (expiring contract) in exchange for gleyber torres (S1 $6) and will warren (S2 $4) was smart
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its funny that bari weiss is so fucking stupid that she thinks 60 minutes is an opinions show
Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
i missed the online discourse about Obsession and i’m grateful. what a really dumb piece of shit it was
fixing what they’ve done to us all is the contemporary sherman’s march.
I'm not sure the red states, which tend to depend on federal tax money that comes from the blue states, have thought through what this precedent would me when the roles are reversed.
found a clip from the bill simmons emergency pod
i honestly kinda love how this is the most miserable that the boston celtics have seemed organizationally since like 2006 or earlier. we do deserve this
the verizon guy has been out in his van for like an hour so i had to break the news
one thing is really funny: lebron truly didn’t want to play basketball with james harden
brad stevens gave the philadelphia 76ers jaylen brown and lebron james. what a fucking idiot. i’m tired of defending this guy.
why would i go watch The Odyssey when All I See is the peaceful beauty of the world all around me
paul thomas hauser dealing with jamie taco, or everything patti harrison says in every sketch shes in
What non-Tim Robinson ITYSL line-reading do you think about the most, I go back and forth but lately mine is John Earley's "DUMP HIM, girl."