new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.
the long game paid off, boys....he walked right into our trap....little does he know its ILLEGAL to be mayor...
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
for 6 months u get shit in the mail like "MAKE SURE U RE-ELECT BOINGUS HUFFNAGLE AS DISTRICT 8 AREA LEAD COORDINATOR" and then at voting its like "Choose one (1) of the following candidates for District 8 Coordinator: Boingus Huffnagle or nobody" iunno if u needed the mailers
ballot proposals are sick cuz theyre like "this would allow the city to make it so things are nice instead of bad, and everyone gets a balloon" but then u see a guy screamin VOTE NO ON THE BALLOONS!! IT MAKES IT LEGAL FOR POLICE TO BITE U!! not nice how they dont say that part
[furious with the grocer after he refuses to give me a free "thank you lime" to make sure i have a great day] ...just u wait till Walden is mayor u smug bastard...
if the democrats want to build lasting power they gotta put out a big thing of spaghetti while they do speeches and anyone can have. Later, in the booth, voters are like "oh yea...the spaghetti guys..."
Hochul aint endorse Cuomo cuz she dont want him to lick somebody and get in trouble and now she gotta be mayor
Don't Get Left Behind. The Study Agree: If YOUR Animal Crackers Company Isnt Using AI? You Could Go To Jail Or Even Throw Up
my baseline for an "acceptable" amount of crime is i put 3 pies on a window sill. If a man in a bandit mask floats by & takes one? ok. If he takes two & leaves a note "sorry mac, dems da breaks!" that is also ok. If takes all 3 & says "Boss sez all pies go tru HIM foist" uh oh
every celebrity that die now, an IG reel comes out the next day like "HEAR HIS LAST WORDS" & its just a bad AI voice going "HELLO TO THE FANS ITS OZZY I AM GOING TO DIE NOW BUT BEFORE I DO, PLEASE BUY MENDLESON'S BRAND VITAMINS"
everybody these days is obsessed with asking what drink u want & telling u to pull up to the window
how much of NYC tourism revenue is people comin here & goin "i got on the subway carriage and OTHER people were in it as well!! just like in Mad Max! i bravely pissed myself the entire time i was there. follow my channel The Terrified Genius for more"
loser nonsense but she does bring up a point that people are missing. many jews have never been exposed to yelling before. it destroys us instantly, which is why we never ever do it.
ARE WE JUST GONNA LET MAMDANI OFF THE HOOK FOR THE TIME I WENT OUTSIDE AND IT WAS RAINING LAST YEAR????? AND THE NEWS SAYS NOTHING!!!
BREAKING: Israeli Forces Intercept Gaza Aid Flotilla and Take 20 Crew Members Captive The ‘Handala’ is the third aid flotilla ship attacked in the last year, as Israel continues to starve 2 million Palestinians. — @premthakker.bsky.social reports. READ: zeteo.com/p/breaking-i...
BREAKING: Israeli Forces Intercept Gaza Aid Flotilla and Take 20 Crew Members Captive
The ‘Handala’ is the third aid flotilla ship attacked in the last year, as Israel continues to starve 2 million Palestinians
zeteo.com
BREAKING: Israeli military attacks humanitarian aid vessel Handala in international waters 30 miles from Gaza — in violation of maritime law — and has abducted 21 people on board, including U.S. citizens. The ship was carrying life-saving aid, which Israel has seized.
(guy who was mad at the president until the president dropped a press release saying "its stupid to be mad at me, and also ugly") "what u guys don't realize is that its actually STUPID to be mad at the president. The worst part? I'm seeing studies show it literally MAKES u ugly"