establishment cronies: "fellas. fellas. now is not the time for revenge. surely we ca--" trump: "i am enlisting hitler to help my revenge against the american people"

Nothing makes me roll my eyes more than getting a long-winded email or teams message at work that was clearly just slopped up by Claude Idk i can see some reasons for it but feels lowkey disrespectful that you’re delegating actually speaking with me to a bot

right wing weirdos lost because they kept posting about anakin skywalker (loser idiot who got his dick cut off and promptly incinerated) instead of channeling the dude who actually single-handedly undermined democracy in star wars

damn last 30 days really have been like slowly waking up from a long-ass nightmare

more inclined to think that what happened with Uchikoshi is that his project got canned cos he missed deadline after deadline; then he booted up claude for the first time and was like "make me a snake game", got that high of it spitting something out and was like "fuuckk why didnt i use this fuckk"

Finished Akiba Lost. I really wanted to love it since Shibuya Scramble is an all-time great. But tbh this was kind of a letdown for me. Has a strong opening but then moves at a glacial pace; I was bored for a lot of it. Hated the freeze/activate system. store.steampowered.com/app/4131220/...

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oh this? we built this quantum computer that can simulate and display up to 36 parallel universes and validate the cohesion of reality we can now definitively prove you cheated your minecraft speedrun. your quantum-ass grandma wouldn't have given you the cookie in timeline C if you didn't

Congrats to the author on their second full-length release! I played through the first one a while back and I overall liked it. I read through the sequel yesterday. The writing was good and it kept me engaged, but like the first one, I think the conclusion left me a bit mixed.

ThePenSword@thepensword.bsky.social · last mo.

It is here!!! And on sale!!! My second full-length visual novel, Siren’s Call: Second Wind can be bought on JAST today! Make sure to enjoy the wedding of your dreams. 💜👁️🌚 Also Violet is best girl. jaststore.com/games/pens00...

gta 6 sure looks like a game of all time

you may own a 4K TV and it still won't be able to fit the entirety of absolute batman's figure

Scott Snyder@ssnyder1835.bsky.social · 5mo ago

ABSOLUTE BATMAN is going to be an animated series! Can’t even begin to tell you guys how excited Nick and I are to be working on this - so grateful to Warner Brothers animation and DC Studios!

have this weird theory that i can't prove at all that longer youtube videos with low views that are over a year old are not getting the same amount of resources for delivering data as more recent/popular videos and just frequently crash while you watch em. seen it happen quite a bit to me at least

is endgame here just companies self-hosting their git? marx did say to seize the means of production... i guess we just didnt understand the kind of prod he was talking about

github status page is great because you can go over the history and see that even on days marked with green and explicitly stating "no downtime" you will clearly see that there was just an incident where the service was down for like 2 hours lmao

reviewer score big but game might be cringe? unforgivbl i demand four thousand hours of youtube videos on the subject

reading absolute batman every month is great because no matter how bad your day is you know for a fact this batman's is 100 times worse

Scott Snyder@ssnyder1835.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The SCARECROW makes his horrifying debut in ABSOLUTE BATMAN #19 from me, @nickdragotta.bsky.social & Frank Martin! This issue is now available in comic book stores, so go pick up your copies TODAY!

heard it here first folks -- brexit paid for that batmobile

BladeoftheSun@bladeofthes.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Michael Caine "I voted for Brexit... I'd rather be a poor master than a rich servant... You get lost, and then you find your way, and it will be alright." This Brexiteer lived in LA, has never been a poor anything, and there are zero consequences for his actions on him.

Forgot to post about this here but got a really nice blog post on Odyssey to the Castle of Vampires last week! theinvisibleevent.com/2026/03/24/a...

#1430: Adventures in Self-Publishing – An Odyssey to the Castle of Vampires (2023) by DWaM

It’s been a while since I read any of the often boundary-straddling works of DWaM, and with a couple of self-published books by other authors proving hard going, common sense finally prevaile…

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really enjoying how github's pull request UI has gotten exponentially worse in the past few months. great innovation. seamlessly drops me to the bottom of the page the moment i click anywhere

people at work who just message you "hey" at odd hours of the day on Teams with absolutely no follow-up need to be, professionally speaking, blasted out of a cannon

Oh its over, rip remedy Alan Wake 2 dance will live on forever

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Artsy darling Remedy Entertainment has a new CEO - a former EA exec and sports betting platform president - who is there to "accelerate growth" www.eurogamer.net/remedy-enter...

watched an ep of this on yt and it perfectly captures why this shit will never work - it's nothing. there's a part of your brain that may even admit its impressive tech-wise, but it is fundamentally void. there is no part of you actually captured or engaged. its a blip. it can never haunt you

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 9mo ago

First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776' • Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War • Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind • Has SAG voice actors

Pryzm is a neat mysterious lil game with great atomsphere and pretty good art about a group of people trapped in a lovecraftian limbo. You play as multiple characters and their decisions influence each other; felt done p well. There also seems to be a randomness element each playthrough

DrearyWeary@drearyweary.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Przym has been updated to ver 1.1.7 with added support for more controllers, similar to the Heli-Cats update. It also now shows clarity changes as part of the story text during events outside of combat. store.steampowered.com/news/app/272...

Found it. The original pog champ

finished Beyond R: Rule Ripper; VN about people trapped in a death game where each player is tied to a rule - kill the player, remove the rule from the game pretty torn on it tbh. i can see a lot of passion and care went into it, but it just didnt work for me store.steampowered.com/app/2551380/...

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so basically The Chair Company is True Detective Season 6 starring tim robinson

• web browser (noun) a fork of chromium • text editor (noun) a fork of vscode

What are the “real dangers” in this guy’s mind? What level of danger do democrats think is worthy for them to actually fight for? Do the people who got fucked over here not matter?

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse@whitehouse.senate.gov · 12mo ago

But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · last yr.

BREAKING: Rockstar has delayed Grand Theft Auto VI again, pushing the highly anticipated game from May to November 19, 2026. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Narrator of the YouTube video 'I Beat Super Cheese World Without Collecting a Cheese': obviously we have to collect the tutorial cheese because it is given to us automatically Me: liar! booo! do it properly!