WFC... get me to God's country

I could literally be getting murdered or need a ransom paid on my behalf and my other half would never answer their phone

I can't help but wonder is it time for a new profile picture?

i just think they're neat

Dissociating! on the Job

an amazing time with the hottest Brasilian boy is what summer dreams are made of 🫠

it's been a fire drill day at work and I am barely crawling over the finish line 😭 and I should still go to the gym

new albums from: · Karol G · FLO · Ravyn Lenae · other (am I missing anything else?) how are we all feelin about them?

Bros who workout together, do _______ what together? @dylansocal.bsky.social

what's everyone doing this weekend? let's hangout

"I'm don't like drama..." says the most dramatic person you ever met

one time @heybrianla.bsky.social said I was a loud eater/drinker and now it's all I can think about while in office today; every time I consume something 😭

why are you all so dang hot, now c'mon now

my gay doctor was explaining to me how he believes Mulan is trans and I never even thought about the story from that lens. interesting.

the Madonna x Kylie collab isn't on streaming yet right? it says Afterhours Mix but neither version on that album seem to include Kylie

imagine doing the NGL questions thing and no one asks you anything (been there...) 🥲

up n atom

they’re str8 but not an ally? then bb they’re a nemeCIS

for those who subscribe to astrology, why does it seem like so many astrologers predict events that never materialize?

this man!! @heybrianla.bsky.social 🥵😮‍💨

the summer slander today on the timeline, wow so people don't like fun in the sun!

I went and really pushed myself. my tank and shorts are soaked 😅

deradical pessimism@dylansocal.bsky.social · 3w ago

feel a bit hungover and anxious. do I still drag myself to the gym after work??

feel a bit hungover and anxious. do I still drag myself to the gym after work??

did we all have a nice weekend?

"this post was deleted by its author" the worst thing in my bookmarks 😭

Another fun SD Pride weekend in the books!! 😍🤩 @dylansocal.bsky.social

went here and the website was all about you...

the amount of deleted accounts showing in my DMs, fellas c'mon now

life-altering event (bad) just happened, so naturally oscillating between 'this is a nightmare' and 'it will be fine'

trying to get consensus: what's the maximum number of active IG stories you should have? I say it's no more than 3