thee hole•e ghost 🏔️ (former bsky main character)
@5280ghost.bsky.social
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forgot how addicted I am to these views
back in cell service after a cute lil’ weekend getaway (camping & hiking 14ers) 😌
“do you ever top” only if they’re charts, leaderboards, or personal lifting records
i don’t always arrive at the office with a lil’ pep in my step however there is a correlation between when i do and when my boyfriend n*ts in me to start the day 😇
they’re str8 but not an ally? then bb they’re a nemeCIS
live laugh gag on it
came home to someone parked in one of my two reserved parking spots. naturally, I’ve perpendicularly parked my truck and blocked them in while I wait inside with hazards on for whomever to arrive :)
who up cleansing their skyline
America’s infrastructure is being held together by wig glue and bubble gum.
sos if I don’t have a speedo day again soon I might literally WILT
“i am a servant of the sacred scrub wielder of the foam of pantene release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin!” - pantene pro-v gandalf
blasphemy for breakfast sin for supper
everyone i want u to know i went to dunkin’ donuts drive thru and i was really tempted to order a donut and i was really strong and resisted the urge to so pls clap for me for achieving this major feat of willpower and discipline
is now a good time to mention that I’ve only had one hangover in my entire life (i’m 35)
it’s not that i take pleasure in other people’s misfortune. it’s just that sometimes those misfortunes are fucking hilarious
do you want the spouse tour
sub bottoms that are into game of thrones be like “i put the DO in dohaeras”
*in bed with the bf this morning * him: i’m gonna go pee me: sorry im not [person we both know is into watersports] him: … i’m not…
remembering where i was when she said “let’s have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your disco stick” for the first time