Forest Park with my wife

saw resident evil with my beautiful girlfriend and i thought it was a fun movie

*flashing badge to the bartender* Heard reports you're serving alcohol to age regressors here, you're aware that the legal drinking age is 21 years old and that you could lose your liquor licence over this, correct?

tits out at pride yesterday

went on a date with this girl last night and upon learning i play magic she immediately goes "oh i wanna ask your opinion on uhhh, that thing people don't like" and sorry but i'm gonna need you to narrow it down a bit

when i play magic at my lgs and get invited out afterwards i can't just say i gotta get home to my wife because they don't get it. but when i play the gundam tcg and decline cause i gotta get back to my wife, they all nod in silent agreement as 35+ year old married men and i think that's beautiful

worlds number one my wife fan

going to an open mic and doing a live youtube poop edit

i haven't thirst trapped on this app in a minute. i have a tongue piercing btw, if anyone wants to experience that firsthand.

i got to judge my fav LGS' first Neuroscape event :) love this game a lot and im glad i was able to convince them to run it 💜

they made him fucking round

got dinner with my wife tonight

host: in this 'challenge cooking show' challenge, im asking you to make a meal out of ingredients contestants: fuuuucccckkkkkk

dude at the rave 2nite looks like would come in 3rd at a bbno$ lookalike contest

letting a woman teach me riftbound tonight it's over

thinking about that time i was in charge of music for this party my friends were hosting, and at some point during it i had a breakdown so i was just crying when a girl came over to ask me what song was playing cause she loved it and i had to tell her through tears

made it again but for two of my beautiful friends

Serena@dysnomia.bsky.social · 3mo ago

made a really good vegan carbonara with tofu pancetta and remembered life isn't so bad

made a really good vegan carbonara with tofu pancetta and remembered life isn't so bad

lovely friend held a stonesoup draft for her birthday so here's all the cards i brought

married :)

local sword of fire and ice enjoyer

Serena@dysnomia.bsky.social · last yr.

swords swords swords swords swords 🔥 🧊

it's pride month. taco bell should be free for trans women.

hangover egg and cheese sandwich my beloved

electronic music is good

tgirl bangs? I sure hope she does

new ink for my tcg hand

the workers at my favorite farmer's market breakfast sandwich stall recognize me now

turning 28 today

you already know

cheeseburger exists in nature, double cheeseburger exists in nature, even triple cheeseburger exists in nature, but the mcdouble is a social construct