Me to centrists every time a socialist wins their primary:
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ABDUL EL-SAYED WON LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🎈 🎉 🎊
The booking dot com commercials where the narrator mocks working class people and negs them into booking a vacation are weird and fucked up and I do not like them
Trump dismantles pandemic response team: there’s a pandemic. Trump dismanltes U.S.AID: hundreds of thousands of people died. Trump makes huge FDA cuts: there’s cases of explosive diarrhea. This is what we mean by “pattern recognition” there are people who just can’t put things together.
There was a moment where every Democrat came together and agreed “oh yeah biden is too old”. To be clear: THAT MAKES ALL OF US BETTER THAN ANY FUCKING REPUBLICAN. Your fucking clown car political party voted for lying, sleepy, adjudicated rapist, conman who doesn’t know his own kids names. Idiots.
Zohran Mamdani on ICE: “I believe it's a cruel agency. I believe it's inhumane. I believe it does nothing to serve in the interest of public safety. “I believe it should be abolished.”
I cannot fucking believe how low the bar is that I have to say this but senators should have to prove they are ALIVE in order to hold office.
Me: "Our elected democrats shouldn't take corporate pac money or vote the same way as the republicans" A bunch of you for some reason: "YOU'RE DIVIDING THE PARTY AHHHHHHH STOP THE INFIGHTING!!!!!!!"
Trump: "Communists want to blow up mount rushmore" Everyone: "No one wants to do that" Me:
Reminder mitch mcconnel is fucking absolutely 100% dead
The majority of democrats are secretly republicans. That’s it. That is everything wrong with our politics. If the democrats actually did what they said things would be different. They don’t. If you SUSPECT your elected official is a secret republican vote them out and pick the DSA candidate
I think it’s super cool that trump ruined *checks notes* the air and vegetables
Me as a child: oh man I bet the future will have talking animals and teleportation Me now: hey can you guys fix the air and vegetables? My lungs and heart are starting to hurt
Yeah no shit most Americans want to cut aid to Israel. Their military keeps fucking murdering children. Everyday there’s a different video of their soldiers committing warcrimes and we’re giving them UNCONDITIONAL aid. That’s fucking crazy.
Hey sorry but real quick, WHY IS TRUMP BEING A CONFIRMED RAPIST NOT BIGGER NEWS????? He had to pay E. Jean Carroll 5.625 MILLION dollars for sexually abusing and defaming her. This like JUST happened. This man belongs in prison and we're just letting him start ww3. Cool cool cool
Oh you think socialism is cool??? How about this: I take a bag of m&ms and remove all of the red ones. Then I eat half of what is left. Then I return the red ones and eat half of that. Next i crush up the remaining m&ms into straight lines and begin snorting them. I don't remember what my point was.
Mitch mcconnell is dead and the republicans are using his corpse for political reasons
“Why are people voting for socialists??” -People who do nothing
Tom Kean (the NJ senator that was fucking missing for 4 months) not only missed voting on 100 pieces of legislation (aka doing his job) but was paid during his time missing. Also he has repeatedly voted against workers receiving paid sick leave legislation. Vote him out NJ
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
Mitch mcconnells obituary is gonna be like “mitch began his career in Washington trying to get teenagers to smoke cigarettes” and then just get worse from there