Edcrab

@edcrab.bsky.social

That's a great question! I'm not sure if the author is dead but if you tell me their name, I can look them up. And if you'd like them to be dead I can arrange for something to happen. Just subscribe to ChatPremium

In regards to franchises that I don't particularly care for but which apparently have pretty good games attached to them now, I need to decide whether I'm in a James Bond or Star Wars mood. Can you shoot Yoda in either of them. Yes it would be in character for Bond to do it too

Don't cite the deep magic to me, witch. I straight-up don't remember writing that shit. I don't know how it runs when it calls on a non-existent .txt called deepmmagic. Yeah two Ms I missed it. And yes I know it always crashes to desktop on exit. No I won't help you mod it for "deeper magic"

I watch Tim Curry in his Red Alert 3 cutscenes and each one has an ever-accumulating "they won't possibly use this take right" energy but of course they'd use those takes, you're Tim Curry

Death when everyone said we wanted the 80-year-old gone you knew exactly who people meant you bony fuckhead. Don't try to pretend the vagueposts confused you you're the grim reaper not a monkey's paw or a genie or whatever the fuck

The sheer hypocrisy on display! People mourn a beloved icon and yet Mr Evil Piece of Shit, best known for his five-year stint as the Opposite of Santa Claus, attracted nothing but hateful revelry

I don't think this Demon Lord is much of a role model so, yes, I think it's very telling that the author doesn't work to discourage their readers from mimicking the behaviour of the Flayer of Thousands, Scourge of All Life. The whole thing reads like de facto approval of the Soul Burner

I call it the Wound Engine. It's a machine that makes a nasty festering hole in reality and its purpose is to act as a plot hook for a big sci-fi epic

the way some of these people talk re: prep and art assets I think they might genuinely believe that chatbots came out before TTRPGs did. I don't think they fathom that people, living real not imaginary people, did all this stuff for decades prior to this LLM shit even existing

I am confident, given enough time, that our anti-human policies will totally give rise to a new class of artificial humans. Trust me bro

This is def the main reason but it also strikes me as demanding everyone sink intense time and effort into deciding the correct managerial approach to humanity's stint as universe-colonisers with a million Dyson Spheres. It's on the same level as planning for the discovery of magic

innes mck@innes.bsky.social · 2w ago

again i am just not that interested in debating whether human rights should theoretically extend to robots and ai when we currently don't even extend them to all humans

Wow these new AI features are genuinely really clever. So much time saved. It just deleted itself when I turned on my phone because it realised I fucking hated it

I was trying to write a minimalist RPG for the itchio event but as they say, brevity is the soul of wit (Soul is a catch-all attribute covering a character's willpower, spiritualism, and affinity for the supernatural. Wit is a mental attribute governing reactions, intellect, the ability to shitpost,

All I'm saying is that if you talk like a classic sci-fi villain you're going to be executed for crimes against human civilisation by the end of the book so

My old job is now claiming that I owe them money because they overpaid me and honestly it's a little sad that they can't get over me and need to keep inventing excuses to stay in touch

The dangerous supercomputer that rules the world isn't a realistic future, chill out *behind me, a bunch of very, very odd men are writing 'supercomputer that rules the world' on a big cardboard box and they are preparing to pray to it*

The only goddamn time these people will entertain the idea of the rich being unworthy is if they're talking about hypothetical rich people taking advantage of grocery subsidies, or riding on free transport or whatever. Otherwise it's just boot-throating with revoltingly enthusiastic gurgling noises

Occasionally I'm accused of having standards and why would you want to hurt me so *goes back to reading Stars of Justice: The Justiciars of the Justice Stars*

Oh, you think you're better than me? Just because I'm walking up to you and, unprompted, laboriously unfurling a long-ass list of reasons that you're better than me?

The admin abandons the sci-fi forum. It is lost. With a heavy heart they tap out the six digit command code into the console, knowing that the forum will destroy itself within moments: B5VDS9