I am once again downloading Titanfall 2 because it is flawless

Ground stop will be “multiple hours” This has been Flavor Flav from the Atlanta Airport. And now to Chuck D from JFK.

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰@flavorflav.bsky.social · 17h ago

Nationwide ground stop on all flights in the US.

Heh hey desk girlie, just thought I’d let you know your “lunk alarm” is def brokey.. I’ve been doin le max curls directly under it for like, 4 straight mins. Def shoulds be sensing something.. ha

Shifting from unmotivated to actively anti-motivated

Unabomber Manifesto! The Musical

Saying it again, I judge people for going to Chik-fil-a because of their politics AND because it sucks. We all know every company is evil, no ethical consumption, yada yada. Whatever. The food sucks, and the cloying service from pale teen waifs kills the vibe. Go to Popeyes

(Ice-T stands over a corpse; nude, blue, face down in a crispy leaf pile) You heard about this? “Autumn-erotic asphyxiation”

Facing record high obesity rates and record low education scores, newly-elected dems will be looking for ways to improve life for yo momma

Oh NO Haley Stevens just threw her big floppy hat like a frisbee! And she jumped on it and she’s riding it away!! Oh no!!

My neighborhood is too safe and mundane for something spooky to happen today, but it is not safe and mundane enough for something surprisingly spooky to happen today

Dressing up as Billy Evans this Halloween (taking a shower)

Kid wins a physics problem contest to tour a local defense contractor facility, uses his photographic memory to build a detailed and accurate lego model of a secret new plane, it’s so good that Chinese government agents open a fake Lego resale store down the block in an effort to schedule a showing

House (1977) is the goofiest shit my eyes have yet seen

What I’m realizing about “AI can handle the tedious, repetitive stuff so you can focus on what matters” is it’s very telling re: what users think is important. It seems like it’s usually the safe work. The tedious, repetitive work.

Not to make light of a serious situation but it turns out Jalen does, in fact, Hurt

Re: You Can See Everything, I hate Billy and want him banished into the shadow realm but unfortunately he was right about the eggs

Now that the bots are gone my interactions are abysmal. Do not point out anything before the bots

Hey look, Velma’s evil twin who hates research and defends the monsters

Prince came to me in a dream this morning and said my music is on the right track but it’s time to clarify my playing. He’s very nice

preparing to find the liberty biberty

Maybe the most impressive thing about the Talarico campaign is zero lazy eye jokes

Coyote Vs. Acme but Wile E. Coyote sees the wrong lawyer billboard in Albuquerque and winds up in the office of Saul Goodman

Did Hawk Tuah perform oral sex acts on you or a member of your family in early 2024? You may be eligible for financial compensation

Got one of her hairs stuck in my mouth as I took in a heaping scoop of trail mix, and slowly pulled it out from the chocolate melt and pepitas. This is Cave Life

One thing I don’t like about my face is the constant creation of grease

Also we already did this with Affinity? There are so many other ways to circumvent Adobe access, why does everything have to be an excuse to bow to AI

Annoying take: Artcraft vibe coding Adobe CC and releasing that as open-source is getting this Robin Hood narrative, and that’s bullshit. The product is buggy, and they’re still trying to charge you money for the shit they stole so they can burn tokens on other AI tools. getartcraft.com/pricing

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ChatGPT if we weren’t such close friends do you think you could see us ever.. together

AI proving once and for all what so many of us sensed, these emails never mattered enough to be written or read

Crush your opponent in one move with the Fat Cat Gambit