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@yallchemist.bsky.social
award losing artist non selling author dad baseball nerd
No you don’t understand. I was telling YOU to vote blue no matter who. I, on the other hand, will be sitting this one out.
Physicists confirm every other version of you in the multiverse is happy
Sisyphus should have just gotten super swole and carried that boulder up the hill
I don’t want to work my last week at this job one like and I won’t come back from lunch
I think it’s a good thing that everyone hates the CEO of the place again. Now we can all agree to call them skeets out of spite.
BREAKING NEWS: Los Angeles Dodgers sign a Jackie Robinson clone from Bryan Johnson’s vault. He will be leading off and starting at second base tonight.
My hot take is that there were perfectly acceptable ways to still socialize your children during the pandemic shutdown and the only people who feel this way just want to pawn their parenting off on teachers (while probably also complaining about their taxes going to public schools)
Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 5d agoThere are working class and vulnerable kids who will never have the life they should have had because of school closures. Let’s address that too, shall we?
the one thing this app is missing is discourse. no one’s ever arguing.
imagine being in middle school and you just see the president of the United States steal your crush
Rest in peace to a real one. It was a pleasure posting with you.
@leif-is-strange.bsky.social · 6d agoI'm Russ' younger brother. Russ died of a heart attack (probably not long after this last post) at his home in Tacoma, and his obituary can be read at the following link: gaffneyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/rustin-nessegaffneyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/rustin-nesse
week later than expected but I got the job! (Ben I’m still open to the InfoWars position)
[looking around at my surroundings after giving myself immortality] wait fuck
Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 7d agoEven the rich immortality guy is giving up
“We should make everything more affordable” Average Bluesky reply: Even war?
As you can see on this chart, the people who are going hungry are some of the least likely to vote. So should we really even be trying to feed them in the first place?
7 year old started sleepwalking last night around 10 PM and went straight out the front door. Unlocked the doorknob and the deadbolt. So apparently we’re going to have to put her in a straight jacket for bedtime now.
this website has everything. arguments about adaptations of epic greek poetry. arguments about charts.
Well well well if it isn’t the normal replies brothers
10 year old asked me for my favorite villain speech from tv or film last night. I asked if V from V for Vendetta counted as a villain since he blew up a government building. His response was “no the governments bad.” Alright lil bro, respect.
you couldn’t create a friendly neighborhood spider-man now. those fucking flock cameras would immediately send his identity to the cops.
If you’ve joined Bluesky in the past year or so you may not know this but a Bluesky tweet is called a skeet. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.