argumentative antithetical dream girl sweater oh fuck hold me back

the biggest loml (loss of my life) was the gold rush flannel pyjama set with the gold gleaming twinkling embroidery i actually think about it all the time

got my lashes and nails done for a wedding this weekend (and will hopefully overlap the holiday season) and feeling very cutie pie

im very no christmas til 1st december and its partly because i truly cherish how haunting and solemn november is. we're preparing for the harsh winter but the magic of autumn still lingers. its like the calm before the storm and halloween only marks the start of when the veil becomes thinnest

was taking off my jumper to put on my lab coat and my tshirt got caught so i've just flashed my tits to 4 colleagues sighhhh. i hope they're at least grateful

Jake Gyllenhaal n Oats

introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: taylor swift harry styles bts my chemical romance katseye le sserafim the 1975 fall out boy beyonce robbie williams

𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞🦃🍂🥧@londonfog.swifties.social · 3d ago

introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: taylor swift Paul McCartney Phoebe Bridgers Fall Out Boy Billy Joel Paramore The Hear and the Heart Sabrina Carpenter Elton John Olivia Rodrigo

the number of think pieces i've seen talking about paul mccartney being the only example of an ethical billionaire is vewy inch westing

Aggie@aggiebobaggie.bsky.social · 3d ago

Ain't it funny how Paul McCartney was named a billionaire this week, and the people that scream about Taylor Swift being a billionaire have said absolutely nothing? Weird.

in the case of maggots for brains……. love is embarrassing you ARE the father

“hello my hot and sexy wife who is laid so beautifully in bed and will maybe definitely not be mad at me for dropping £200 on a board game would you like a cup of tea and a sweet treat” - mr egg just now

stanford university are offering a namjooning course omg imagine being a bangswift/taytan and getting bts and taylor swift related degrees at university

[on my deathbed] me: [unintelligible] the doctors: what was that? me: co- come… doctors: *leaning in closer* me: come… my lady… come come… my lady

Magical girl Blissey! 🩷🎀 #pokemon #pokemonart #fanart

this thought was brought to you by me sat eating lunch at my work desk listening to the black dog and cosplaying this carrie bradshaw gif

Carrie Bradshaw Reflects in Sex And The City

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egg@eggsist.swifties.social · 4d ago

some of you just arent grateful enough for the fact that you cant relate to ttpd

some of you just arent grateful enough for the fact that you cant relate to ttpd

also here’s us at eras tour edinburgh n2 with two other besties, we dressed as her 4 AOTYs lol (i’m fearless, he’s folklore despite kinda giving evermore, you can probs guess who’s 1989 and midnights lol)

egg@eggsist.swifties.social · 5d ago

just over 13 years ago i met my friend sean and we became lab partners for our entire degree. he missed a week of labs once and coyly said it was cos he was in london and i said i wish i was too cos taylor swift is touring there right now. and he was like omfg lol i was at 2 nights of the red tour

just over 13 years ago i met my friend sean and we became lab partners for our entire degree. he missed a week of labs once and coyly said it was cos he was in london and i said i wish i was too cos taylor swift is touring there right now. and he was like omfg lol i was at 2 nights of the red tour

elated that woke 3.0 is having people finally appreciate rina sawayama’s hold the girl omg real baddies got it from day one!!!! lets have a do over where’s my bi poly cowboy wedding à la this hell

just heard miss this christmas omg olivia release it on streaming NEOWWW i don’t care if it’s not december yet i need it and i will be listening

thought sarah harding's line "here i am, walking primrose" in the promise by girls aloud was meaning that she is a walking primrose which i assumed was a thing much like evening primrose but no it means she's walking on primrose hill in london right right right

streets are saying "but boy i get the winter" is crumbs for cameron winter of geese fame.... inch westing.... vewy inch westing........

3 listens and 1 music video viewing of take me home (4 christmas) and now i must shelve her until 1st december 🫡

take me home (4 christmas) is so real for me especially cos i have genuinely always craved the approval and adoration of people’s families lmao if someone is like “my mum really likes you” that shit hits like crack

happy olivia christmas song day i am instantly reminded of christmas wrapping which is coincidentally my favourite christmas song

took my mum to see the script tonight (it was her birthday present from august hehe) and it was genuinely such a good show omg

during the 2002 world cup i was playing under a glass dining table and my brother suddenly switched the lights off just as my parents and sisters jumped up in a roar of cheers because england scored which startled me so much i smashed my head through the table and burst into inconsolable tears

Steven Perkins@stevenperkins.bsky.social · 2w ago

please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street

mr egg’s new job is hybrid so this is the second day in a row nobody’s home to receive packages and i got to speak to the same super cute delivery driver through the ring doorbell to tell him where to leave the package. anyway he winked at the camera and im so blushu giggle kicks feet covers face

“they might be” giants. have some conviction in your declaration

oomf on instagram posted a story of them seeing wicker in 4DX????? does alexander skarsgard rail you