Poor chelse. She's been robbed. However wouldn't Lilian have CCTV. #TheArchers
Didn't the Tories do quite a lot to reduce police forces and not build prisons? #R4Today
Bert paying for drinks. Hopefully this will kill the old sod. #TheArchers
I think you need hoof clippers for Bert's toe nails. #TheArchers
Kiera is supposed to sound cheery but she sounds more like she is a hostage. #TheArchers
Not sure Neil would like the life of Nigel Farage on GB news. #TheArchers
Throttle him Neil, we will all testify it was a mercy killing. #TheArchers
And Eddie, how much did you charge for the Grundy world of Christmas? No way you would have let people in for free #TheArchers
Sorry, did Bert ask for salty licorice without knowing what it is? #TheArchers
It seems like Kenton and Joleen have all sides with carpet. #TheArchers
Is Kenton trying to butter up Kenton for the job as landlord. #TheArchers
Bert is clearly the guest that Mark Twain was thinking of when he said guests and fish starts to smell after three days (but in this case, within five seconds) #TheArchers
Over the last 12 months I've accrued almost £300 quid with #Octopus which to me indicates I'm paying too much. They think I need to lend them free of charge £220 quid to avoid debt. I don't think so.
Bert deserves an good old trip to ättestupan @onambridge.bsky.social. #TheArchers
Kenton, If you were looking out for your family instead of being a selfish twat, you would see this was a great opportunity for Fallon!
Joleen seems to regard Fallon as a seed being tithed to the pub #TheArchers