"Just ask and I will do Anything you want me to There is no limit To how far I will go And I'm sure I can't pretend To be a gentleman But before I begin I just gotta know" #underwearday #underwearday2026

"HEY MAN YOU GOT ANY WEED? SEE I TOOK ALL MY ADDERALL AND I NEED TO FUGGIN COME DOOOOOOOWN MAAAN.... HEY HOWS YOUR SISTER BEEN? IS THIS INDICA?I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!" Messing with the sliders now that shapes are in place and I am discovering new horrors.

Me to the chocolate muffins I just put in the fridge: Not all of you will make it until the morning, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

My Volvos have nicer interiors anyway.

IGN@ign.com · 3h ago

BMW owners have discovered that a Spider-Man: Brand New Day ad has been forcefully added to their car's infotainment system. https://bit.ly/4q186sW

Dad is at it again!

Luci@mrlynxart.bsky.social · 14h ago

You kept me waiting long enough~

Also, it's really telling to me when people say the driving in Cyberpunk sucks. It doesn't, it's just not super arcadey. You're ability to drive in real life translates to the game. FWD cars understeer, RWD oversteer. You'll need to feather the throttle and brakes in turns.

If you haven't interacted with me in months, only to come out of the woodwork to tell me how you hate my favorite game, in a convo you weren't even tagged in, I'm blocking you. :]

So cute!

Dogstomp@dogstomp.bsky.social · 2y ago

Dogstomp #3143 - August 9th

Jimothy has been spotted in Mouseburg 🐭

Like seriously. I've never lived anywhere else, even in the heart of fucking Springfield MA, that's like this fuckin' town. Either the neighborhood is getting their fuckboi on, or it seems like every few months some utility is down and they tell us to get fucked.

I hate this fucking city. Put up temp waterlines to work on the water main. Temp lines are off. Has been over 6 hours now. I had to leave the house because I have no realistic way to use a bathroom. -.-

This is why I've been rather non-productive with furry art. I feel like I have to choose between my preferred style and art making or alter my style to be successful. And I just... it's so hard to make art when it feels like a product.

𝐒𝐢𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫@sidtheursid.bsky.social · yesterday

Not that I didn't enjoy making work for others, it's an honour to bring someone's idea to life. That said though, making art just to pay rent, and never even getting ahead... probably permanently altered my relationship with art.

POV: You’re a blade of grass about to be eaten and thrown up on the nice rug later. >:3

I really miss having windows open. Not even the heat. You'll just be enjoying a quiet moment and then some prick will drive by with the worst shart and backfire tune you've ever heard.

Has Roller Coaster Tycoon considered a combat mechanic?

Aftermath@aftermath.site · yesterday

Corsair Cove's pirates get in the way of a good time: aftermath.site/corsair-cove-i...

As of 9am EST Surgery Update: Pre-Op appointment- 8/11 at 9am Surgery date: 8/27 Post-Op follow up: 9/10

𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮@bubbagummyeen.bsky.social · 3w ago

OK. I've put this off long enough. I'm scheduling the surgery for the end of the month/ early August, whatever the orthopedist suggests. This gives me time to finish whats on my plate. But I'll need to raise funds for recovery time. So.. No obligations. Shares appreciated. gofund.me/e2e4e9960

It turns out it's NOT TRUE at all, and was originally posted by a parody account similar to the Onion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHeA...

Why do "Republicans always crash Grindr"?

YouTube video by Caelan Conrad

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New monster. Who's this? 😈 Thanks everyone for 2,400 follows! I'm grateful for your support ♥️

I appreciate the green grass in what's basically... *checks notes* ...a desert. But wait, why are we even doing this? *checks notes* WAIT! Why are we perpetuating a garden style from like 17th century Scottish nobility, from a place where it rains all the time?!

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · 3d ago

Love drone footage of new builds in exurban Texas, gives me a very particular kind of dread to look at that is hard to replicate with other photos.

I love how every major business has turned their model into a scam now and every major news outlet is SHOCKED "consumer confidence is down." Uhh yeah, amazing, right? We have barely any money now, and everything we're supposed to buy for fun is a fraud.

So, Ancestry is a scam, fyi. Just had to report them for fraud and issue a new card, because even though I canceled last month, they charged me anyway.

My Affirm loans are paid off and I'm finally done selling shit on ebay and it feels fucking fantastic. ebay can go fuck itself.

Im a car guy and I'm so so sick of our car dependency. The average person has NO BUSINESS piloting a 3-5k pound machine at speeds our bodies never evolved to travel I'm so sick of being literally threatened with other people's vehicles because I have the audacity to travel the speed limit in a city

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3d ago

Is everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.

I also had my ADHD diagnosis removed, and it was also a relief... ...because it turns out it was untreated Autism. The real problem is neurotyps refuse to work with anyone outside their neurotypicalness, and then claim WE'RE the problem. Grow tf up.

Nate O@nateo.bsky.social · 3d ago

You'd have to read to the thirteenth paragraph to discover the pull quote for the title was from Marcus Siding, a 23-year-old Swedish man living in Sweden that wanted to become a cop, but his ADHD diagnosis at the age of 12 barred him by law from becoming a Swedish cop Seems relevant

It's 1693, and our culture is persecuting those who don't fit in. We call them witches. We claim they're evil. We claim they're a threat to society. It's 2026, and our culture is persecuting those who don't fit in. They're trans, they're immigrants, they're disabled. ...We learned nothing.

Facecum or Mouthcum?🤔

this guy gets it

There have been legislators literally saying this out loud for a while now. This is not a secret. It will be used against minorities and primarily against LGBT people.

Kiba_Ru!@kibaru.bsky.social · 4d ago

To all the lgbt folks out there who say age verification doesn’t matter. Surprise surprise they intended to use it against us. Like this doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see. When they get to change the rules all of us are targets.

…Are you kidding me? This country's treatment of voice actors is fucking abysmal. Aqua Teen Hunger Force essentially built Adult Swim, & if there were any justice, Carey Means shouldn't have to work another day in his life. Between this & Andy Merrill's trouble, i just… what the fuck. What the fuck.

'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' star says he is homeless: 'We have no money'

'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' voice actor Carey Means said that he is homeless as he asked for financial help with a GoFundMe campaign: 'We have no money.'

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