as a writer you gotta figure out what is going on, and then figure out how much your dumb as rocks POV character understands of it, then imbue the consequences with as much gay sex as possible

incapable of listening to mae's skyline drive without yelling the chorus

when your exchange fic would so easily accommodate a particular scene but your recipient has specifically DNW'd it

much discourse in the dms lately about the difference between being sexy and being horny

Waiting for the WPBL opener to get going

Wahaha 30 more minutes until women's baseball

Durbin & Seigler covered everything in the latest ep of "Players on Players." Enjoy! 📺 bit.ly/4pYdBZq

us: "hi me & my friend saw you across time & space and like your vibe viz. post from 3 years ago about a rarepair we have recently become insane about" them: "do you want to see my slideshow about them that i never posted. i also have this wip-" ALWAYS CHOOSE FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

my name is thor, short for thorrible

i like to think that one of my jobs as someone with a data degree is telling the homies when the sports stats they bring to cry over are questionable and not worth crying over

i keep wanting to vent about my eating problems in the vent channel but everyone else is venting about more important issues

jan blomqvist i love you but i cannot listen to you while writing because i just start dancing in my seat

friendship is going "i see you're back on your thing about that guy, so i searched on youtube and here's some videos of him you've never seen before"

music just feels so fucking good, every single time

my previous attempt at befriending a fellow liker fizzled out. is the era of exchanging epistolary fic comments until we accidentally create a nonsensical au over? the era of screaming is never over though

once more I am enjoying a guy the fandom loves to uwu-fy. Let him sass, let him murder, let him be impatient and overconfident. You are turning him into a service top wrong

house music summer southern gothic fall suicidal singer-songwriter winter podcast spring

looking up something to see if it's a normal sex thing or if you're just a weirdo who's been having sex wrong for years. #justwriterthangs

Oh shit my new mutual is a brothershipper. I do not care about any of their current brotherships but once they find something I'm interested in I'm gonna go full sickos on them

my glass of wine is at the ready, let's write some porn about a couple of idiots

Off to Cali!

anyway, time to eat rotisserie chicken with my bare hands

you ever read the tags on a mutual's post and suddenly understand why they did something ten years ago. ilu girl, do what you need

i need to make chicken stock so i can cook risotto. i need to refill my birth control prescription so i can get laid

smoking up and catching up on ...and you will know us by the trail of dead's discography and loving life. i forget how much this band rocks my world

which are ideas and which are feelings?? which are actionable??

shut up, thoughts

gotta be real here, listening to songs i love and have listened to a squillion times before is better than doing a lot of other things

Can't sleep. Time to imagine crashing my head through a wall and, unrelatedly, craving some chicken parm

World cup has become a root-against. I am not rooting For any of these teams. However. Fuck Messyyyyyy