ROMAN HOLIDAY but GAY A jet setting photographer snaps his dream shot. Too bad it contains an Italian heartthrob in hiding. Now they have one week to get a better photo and not fall in love. #WIPPIT #A #R #MMRomance
EJTwriter | Emi T
@ejtwriter.bsky.social
Romance author / ER Nurse Practitioner / cargo-bike enthusiast / Anything worth doing is worth overdoing / solar-powered / coffee / raising 4 feral kids
HIGH STRUNG, a steamy contemporary romance. 📚 Not Another Love Song x The Rom-Commers. 🏡She needs him to save her home. 🎶He needs her to salvage his career. ❤️🔥What nobody needs is to fall in love. #QuestPit #Q #A #R #AmQuerying #PosterPit
My 7yo came home from sleepaway camp Infected by K Pop Demon Hunters. I like to call it K Funk Demon Poppers and then wait for her head to explode. Highly recommend.
Between the fires and these protests, I hope this year teaches everyone that most of the shit talking you hear about California and more specifically, LA, comes from racists and gentrifying transplants. Most people love living here and would do anything to protect it.
Oh goodness. Look at the riots. Guurrlll, this town knows how to riot and this ain’t it.
Tina-Desiree Berg@tinadesireeberg.com · last yr.The are line dancing in the middle of the protest while shouting Fuck ICE
People are acting like LA has never seen riots before. Look, this city knows how to riot. Even LAPD is saying this ain’t it. If you aren’t in LA, don’t believe this admins hype.
Everyone warned me that three under three would be hard but HOLY CRAP, why didn’t anyone warn me about three between 9-12??? I think I might die of the sass. #parenting #motherhood
Shout out to the woman at my yoga class drinking an iced coffee out of a glass pint glass. It was 3/4 full, which means she not only brought a glass open container to an exercise class but also walked or drove with it from her home. Wild choice.
Teach your kids to cook, they said. They’ll learn valuable life skills and you get to spend quality time with them, they said. All true, until Someone spills and entire cup of lemon juice and olive oil all over your newly cleaned wood floors.
I cause one tiny little plane crash and cause the death of my friends and now the company goons are after me. Of course I have to escape into the woods to find the protection, and absolution, from my ex. #chaospit #writingcommunity #romance
I wanted to write, but didn’t know how in my chaotic life until I read something Diana Gabaldon said: she wrote in “lost minutes of the day” or something like that. Waiting for kid pick up, lunch break at work, ten minutes in the car when early for an appt. Now I’m four novels in. #revpitwaiting
A. M. Bucsaru is AGENTED@ambucsaru.bsky.social · last yr.#RevPitWaiting Day 11! (I said day 9 twice 🫣 oops) #revpit Share your favorite authors! Were there any which made you say, "I will write my own book?"
A real life photo of me when we arrive for an 8am soccer game.
Me: son, look at this nice fleece vest for cool days. Son : I will never wear that. You might as well burn it. Me, over 18 months: gently suggests the nice fashionable warm vest only to be met with withering looks Son, yesterday: Hey mom, check out the super cool spy vest I found in my drawer. 🤷🏽♀️
Just had to bring 4 children to the dentist for back to back appointments. Apologies to everyone else in the waiting room who now never ever wants to have children. They’re a blessing. Truly.
Wondering if we still have a USGS to tell us how big and where that earthquake was?
Nothing like a Sunday night earthquake directly under us. I don’t think I’ve ever been so close to an epicenter before…and glad it was only 3.9.
Someone explain to me why in the year of our lord 2025 when we can send people to space for months at a time and talk to them via video, we are still reporting STIs via paper form via fax only.
There is an email is my querying inbox but I can’t bring myself to look at it. It is a rejection but also maybe a request. It is Schrödinger’s email.
My 6yo is discovering that live TV (nikelodeon) kinda sucks. We’re in this tiny hotel room and she’s asked 5 times how to skip the commercials (and also the scary and kissing parts of the movie)
Remembering the time at Berkeley when my professor said he and Ted Kaczynski both started as grad students at the same time, but my professor got the better teaching evaluations which is why he was a tenured professor and TK was not. And now many years later I can’t tell if he was serious or not.
Hubs is going over math with oldest daughter and explaining to her that she has to show her work and OH MY IF it isn’t his own chickens coming home to roost.
