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Sakari E

@ekrotta.bsky.social

Pyöräilypuuhastelu ja atk-sähellys. https://strava.app.link/QuF1ghdkHMb

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Päivän annos @paivanannos.bsky.social · 6d ago

Päivän annoksen A-vitamiinia saat syömällä 450 kg sekaleipä, grahamsämpylä, leipäaitta, lidl, vehnä- grahamjauho, vehnärouhe.

Fok_It @fokit-virallinen.bsky.social · last wk.

Kesäukkeleita. (2022) #faksiarkistoista

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a cow is being abducted by a UFO. Panel 2. The cow is standing inside the UFO in an observation room. It’s unusually still and unresponsive. There is a grey alien standing next to the cow, rubbing his chin, looking confused about the motionless nature of the cow. Another grey alien is emerging from off panel, and is smiling and shushing someone else out of frame. Panel 3: the cow opens on a hinge laterally down the middle. It’s hollow on the inside and a grey alien stripper pops out, smiling, with a big theatrical gesture. The first alien is laughing and totally surprised, and his buddies excitedly laugh and step into frame to celebrate.

Sakari E @ekrotta.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Jos joskus perustan hotellin, sen ravintolan nimeksi tulee vatsaanotto.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chrysalis hangs from a branch in a tree. Panel 2: inside the chrysalis is a small room. A caterpillar is sitting on the floor looking exhausted and frustrated with its head in its hand. Scattered on the floor around the caterpillar are large parts of butterfly wings in boxes like pieces of furniture that require assembly, and an electric drill, and a beer.

Sakari E @ekrotta.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Liipaisin. #ruska2026

Sakari E @ekrotta.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Lapsi ilahduttaa lauantaipäivää kiljumalla. Mittasin äsken 101dB.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a promo image for Imitation Crab, an affable crab holding a microphone. Text on the panel says: LIVE COMEDY SHOW. Panel 2: the Imitation Crab is on stage standing in a spotlight with a wig and face paint to look like the Joker. It says, “you wanna know how I got these claws?” Panel 3: two friends are sitting in the audience at a table in the dimly lit nightclub. One leans to the other and asks, “you paid for these tickets?” The other, with his head in his hand, replies, “I won them at work.”

Sakari E @ekrotta.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Muksun tarhakaverin woomissa oli hyvin vakuuttavan kuuloinen (= äänekäs) vapaaratas. Tuleekohan paljonkin kilometrejä vuodessa?

Sakari E @ekrotta.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Vaihdoin randoshopperin pois julkiselta overpass turbolta itse hostattuun postpassiin. Pientä helpotusta overpassin ylläpidolle ja vähän lisävauhtia itselle.

Sakari E @ekrotta.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Meinasin että sateen jälkeen olis ulkona ollut raikas ilma mutta täällähän (Etelä-Haaga) haisee ehta paska.

Sakari E @ekrotta.bsky.social · 4mo ago

En haluaisi kehuskella mutta tänä keväänä ei tarvinnut mennä kamat päällä pihalle toteamaan, että maantiepyörän wattikammen paristo on loppu.

Sakari E @ekrotta.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Töölössä tuli äsken vastaan vanha jenkkipoliisiauto, jonka katolla oli ämyrit joista soi rednexin cotton eye joe ja perässä perävaunu jossa iso snackyn ”iso poliisi” mainos 🫡