@elayaray.bsky.social

Retired improv performer. Former cast member in Stan Lee approved Avengers parody web series (as pictured). Current IT worker, aspiring violinist & spoon player. She/her

Recently adopted a pair of 2mo old kitten siblings. I've had cats before, but never kittens. So, I have a lot questions. Here are my top 5: 1. Why are you wet? 2. What are you eating? 3. Is that poop? 4. What even is that & what did it come off of? 5. Where did the other 18 spring toys go?

The FBI has ADMITTED it has the Epstein Files redaction TRAINING VIDEOS that an anonymous FBI source told me about last year. TODD BLANCHE was required to release these under the Epstein Files Transparency Act. TODD BLANCHE is unfit to serve as Attorney General. VOTE NO. @judiciarydems.senate.gov

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Look, I'm perfectly fine playing this Schrödinger's Mitch thing. As long as he's not showing up for work, I'm totally good with never knowing.

Y'all, I don't think the president is very smart or good at his job. Also his brain appears to be turning into cottage cheese, while his skin suit slowly rots around whatever chaos demon is contained within it. Should we alert someone...?

A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫

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The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

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So...Blanche is in the files, right? Because I can't imagine a normal grown-ass man would try so hard to protect the horrible men in there, if he wasn't among them.

My cat in the sofa fort he just claimed while I was flipping the cushions to avoid butt dents—trying to fight my Dyson. 😕 Happy Caturday, everyone!

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem

I'm monitoring my county's real time results to see when/if my precinct location reports. They haven't--along with the others that had "technical difficulties" today. But looking at the vote totals for the whole county, overall D turnout is right around 50% > than R.

I voted in GA today & things were not normal at my polling station. I've voted at this same location for at least 20yrs and I'll explain how it normally goes vs what I experienced today...🧵

Y'all there a NO good billionaires. None. There are 'friendly' ones. And ones that sometimes do good things. But good people do not become billionaires. People become billionaires because they are terrible people.