Life is like a box of chocolates. Fucking expensive these days.
Electra Heart
@electraheartt.bsky.social
NSFW 18+ 🔞 tough as nails, and built for breaking
Moving sucks, but it sucks less when you have a friend to help you and then beat you and tie you up in a closet at the end
It probably says all you need to know about me that one of my first thoughts about my new apartment was "this closet is so big, I'll never have clutter again." And then considered the virtues of being locked in said closet.
Opened my closet this morning and fucking SCREAMED what the HELL
You know you're a spanko when, exhibit 81,074: I'm already trying to figure out which corner will be left empty in my new apartment and I don't even have the keys yet
Why is it always right before a party that I wind up with bald eyebrows 😩 I'm gonna look like (the wrong kind of) freak And yes I can use makeup but I'm not very good at brows and they always fade too fast
One thing about me is I'll never be too good for Knorr pasta sides
I have bratted too close to the sun. I have fucked around, and I fear I will be finding out. Prepare to say goodbye to my butt forever in a matter of days
Oof Wordle 1,842 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"why did you let me kiss you" is low-key one of the craziest ass things someone ever said to me after they grabbed me outside my car and forced a kiss on me
Not bad after not playing for quite some time Wordle 1,838 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
(spanko in a dry spell, but trying to stay positive about it) morale will continue until the beatings improve
Being demiromantic is even worse than being demisexual, I am discovering
Today in most romantic things a guy has ever said to me: "you check some boxes" Just what every girl wants to hear 🤣🤣
I’m in that awkward phase between college and nursing home
I feel like all I do lately is have difficult conversations 🤣 I'm tired of communicating. But I'm doing it anyway.
I slept so well last night. Maybe I need to go to the beach more often
