Sex with the kind of woman who blackmails you into putting out, splits you in half like a cheap fleshlight, laughs in your face and asks, "oh my god, did you just cum?"
Sophie's dog
@elektra.dog
32 | lesbian | wolf ΘΔ | 🔞 real life Sartha Thrace #1 mind-controlled autocross pilot Property of @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social
the best thing you can do for a werewolf is to turn her into a leashed attack dog. no more worrying about hurting innocent people at random, she just hurts whoever she's commanded to 🥰
was hanging out with friends and they had a doggy cage. so naturally i had to
Hour 1 of Queen's Domain: Ohh... I hope my Rusty Short Sword is good enough for me to fight two rats at once... Hour 15 of Queen's Domain: I am going to do Warhammer 40K bullshit to every single piece of wildlife in this ecosystem
TEXAS VOTERS: should we oppress "ALL" or "SOME" trans people "SOME" [ENTIRE TECH SECTOR VIOLENTLY IMPLODES]
That's for me to know and your coroner to find out
broke: handler is mommy woke: handler is not mommy she’s an abuser bespoke: handler is an abuser but she’s still mommy because mothers as a class are inherently abusive
I learned on a friend's E46 in an empty parking lot, years after my dad tried (and failed) to teach me on his S10
Dennie Edwards@dennieedwards.bsky.social · 4d agoQOTD: What car did you learn to drive a manual transmission in? I learned in a friend’s 1987 Chevy Spectrum.
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I don’t fuck dogs on company time
1950s misogynist tgirl, 1950s misogynist tgirl save me
there needs to be art of Nurse Harrow muzzling Silver. fucked UP that there isn't
Someone on steam asked me if my game was Woke 3.0 My 3.0 Response:
look if men want to compete, they should become hot women who promise they’ll make me wear a muzzle as She beats me
the "college graduate with a bright future ahead of her" to "depraved perverted doggy dick addict" pipeline
I don't get it. There's no winning. If you say 'I don't fuck dogs' then you're a gross repressed loser and everyone can tell that you suck. Then if you say 'I fuck dogs' suddenly everyone-
realizing that I've been feeling more like a person as I've begun the process of healing from trauma and I'm. really, really happy about it. I really didn't think it was possible for me anymore
Numbers coming out of Knossos right now are insane. This was a handler +40 district
A few months ago my wife changed her name to try and encourage the Democrats, and last night she got exactly what she wanted. So proud of you @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social 💙