I explained a truth of parenting to my 13-year-old. If my husband did something to cause her death, I would murder him. If I did something to cause her death, he'd feel the same. But if she keeps absconding with my prep bowls for her private snacky time, I will murder her. Love is complicated.

I do not like occupying the mind of Donald Trump. it sucks here. it doesn't even suck in an interesting way. I live in the neuroses of a profoundly boring man.

thought to hard about this fuckass government i live under and made myself sad i hate that literally everything i do funds multiple genocides and lines the pockets of bastards who want me dead for 7 different reasons

I'm so old that I'm not sure whether I've ever seen this Jared Leto guy in anything.

Glad to see the internal colonization narrative taking hold. At this point, blue states are pretty much just paying for their own oppression, like blue cities in red states and colonized peoples throughout history. So, yay.

#Fauci looks great for an 85-year-old man. Must be all that science.

Dr Fauci’s biggest sin was he told the truth to a bunch of ppl who would rather be lied too

For the record, if I want a high-protein breakfast, I won't reach for the Cheerios. No one asked for this.

Too bad Mitch McConnell couldn't take a break from his intensive physical therapy schedule to attend Lindsey Graham's funeral.

Lindsey Graham so fucking deserves this.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."

Nathan Matthews has made the ultimate sacrifice in serving Colorado by fighting the Snyder Fire. I am thinking of his family and so sorry for their loss. His memory will live on as a blessing. www.denverpost.com/2026/07/25/f...

4th firefighter dies from injuries suffered in burnover incident on Colorado’s Western Slope

Nathan Matthews, 43, died on Friday, nearly a month after he and four other firefighters were overtaken by flames on Colorado’s Western Slope, federal officials said.

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Hear me out. Beshear could find a way to expose the McConnell lie AND decline to fill his seat.

They always had the money to house the homeless. They just didn't want to.

National Guard unveils $292M plan to house service members for DC deployment

The National Guard announced on Thursday its $292 million plan to provide “up to 2,000 apartment-style lodging units” for guard members stationed in D.C. The housing contract was awarded to corpora…

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My departed father can rest easy knowing the “Brooklyn” Dodgers are once again more hated than the Yankees.

Craig R. Brittain@craigbrittain.com · 2w ago

LA Dodgers manager Dave Roberts gives Trump a World Series ring and a jersey despite the fact that he cannot wear the ring, the jersey won't fit, and he cannot swing a bat, throw a ball or run to a base.

The next time Mitch McConnell is trending, there had better be pics of Andy Beshear snorting that motherfucker's ashes.

I saw Mitch McConnell trending at #1 and got all giddy. You guys are assholes for dashing my hopes like that.

It's really been clarifying to watch how the "centrist"/"moderate"/mainstream "liberal" Democratic establishment has reacted to a handful of people to their left having some electoral success.

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 3w ago

⛔️ Democratic socialists who want free healthcare, better transit, human rights for all, and a government which works for the people 🫂 Republicans who orchestrated or supported the slaughter of over 1 million Iraqis

I don’t really care about sports except for baseball, but I adore watching fans celebrate. Rock on, Spain.

The third ICE murder in a week. These are just the ones we know about.

JeffTrnka@jefftrnka.bsky.social · 3w ago

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

I ate a piece of lettuce today and didn’t experience an ass eruption. Gonna buy a lotto ticket.

You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you.

This is what people say about you when you didn’t leave a trail of ick through your life.

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 3w ago

Laura Dern pays tribute to Sam Neill. “Sam was my beloved lifetime friend. He showed me the depths of loyalty, protectiveness and love, always with the driest wit. He was a true and noble gentleman, wrapped up in my dream leading man. I will love you forever, Dr. Alan Grant.”

RIP Sam Neill, a truly amazing talent who inspired 7 year old me to want to be a paleontologist. A big loss.

A solid assessment of a simple bottom feeder.

Steve Schmidt@thewarningses.bsky.social · 3w ago

Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man to understand. He lacked a moral core. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...

I feel bad for all you poor bastards who don’t have perimenopausal insomnia. You missed hours of top-shelf Lindsey Graham shitposting.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Lindsay Graham was a warpig chickenhawk motherfucker drenched in the blood of innocents in exactly the right way, by Ezra Klein.