POV: You made an innocuous statement and your favorite pick 3 streamer just ripped you apart limb from limb for a +2

Parenting is 90% telling your kid "Be careful, you're gunna fall" and then watching them eat shit like 2 seconds later.

I made takoyaki. Ok be back in a few years or something

Torpify is an incredible spell name. Fuck slow, I'm renaming all my wizard spells.

arr@arr.bsky.social · 3mo ago

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

"They pinky promised not to use AI"

Mark Lawson@born2beslicker.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hoyoverse has confirmed they are investing $14.6 billion into AI over the next 3 years. They aim to make their own internal AI ecosystem including its own training and servers to fuel future development of its games. #Hoyoverse www.gamingonphonebiz.com/hoyoverse-pl...

Watching Haven for the first time...is this Jojo's Bizarre Adventure for normal people, but without the stands?

Mission success 👍

Erm, actually...Metroid should be a 2D side-scroller, so you're all wrong.

Wife guy here— I asked my spouse to graft a new arm on herself? AITA?

I'm like some sorta sin eater of finishing my daughter's meals

Well, well, well. What do we have here? 👀 Thank you so much @ascendentanimation.bsky.social for the copy and the poster! Now I have two hunky boys to hang up next to each other!

Hey chat, should I play silent hill f tomorrow without my wife and not tell her?

Idk who it is, but someone must be dropping my name in some ears and I thank you so very kindly 🙏

Ok, but after playing it I was actually like 38% accurate here.

Eli Brennan@elibrennan.com · last yr.

"No Sleep for Kaname Date" Date's apartment has water damage, so he has to crash on boss's couch while she stays up till 3am every night, drinking, yelling, and watching conspiracy theory youtube videos.

LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

a girl in a pink dress is dancing in a kitchen with her fist in the air

ALT: a girl in a pink dress is dancing in a kitchen with her fist in the air

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Moonlit: Indie Animated Short Film Trailer! 🌙🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ Reposts appreciated! Follow for more updates on the film. Debuting 2026! #IndieAnimation #OCsky #DND #transmasc

My friend rate is typically a 6-pack of beer and praise

Michaela Laws 📖🖋️Storyteller@vamichaelalaws.bsky.social · 11mo ago

So I have stated publicly that, if we're friends, I am down for skill trades in exchange for my services or straight up free if it's easy work. I now have a new friend rate. Sorry, ya'll. New Friend Work Price: Two chips and a coke.

I made hotel pasta. It was ok

Just a reminder that there was also a multiple-person shooting at a high school in Denver today. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...

At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN

At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.

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NEW: At least 2 people were being transported to a Denver-area hospital after a shooting involving an “active assailant” at Evergreen High School in Jefferson County, officials said Wednesday afternoon // Story by @katielang.bsky.social

Shooting, ‘active assailant’ reported at Evergreen High School

Jefferson County law enforcement are responding to an “active assailant” and shooting at Evergreen High School, officials said Wednesday afternoon.

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Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.

I sure wish this wasn't evergreen and that the actors who have to compete fiercely for each and every role in a $27B industry made enough money doing so to cover rent comfortably without having to supplement income with another job or print signings or cons or all three youtube.com/watch/AoCtpw...

The ROI of anime dubbing

YouTube video by ShaneValShane

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Quinn Stokan (Chris Voiceman)@hirethisman.com · last yr.

So is Channing Tatum also getting paid just $300, or is that only reserved for the people who help make every other show Crunchyroll makes money off of possible?

The Symbiant II, scene 09 is out on Patreon! We have some more room investigation and Rhodias checking himself in front Cyn Deh's bathroom mirror~ www.patreon.com/posts/symbia...

PRIVATE CHEF: "Everything I Cook For My Multi-Million Dollar Client", but it's me just making mushed up carrots and beets for my 1yo daughter

More Korean fried rice with spam

Alwaysjmb.carrd.co I am offering limited commissions for character art and character concept art as well as visual novel ui design. I desperately need the funds right now and I can't move forward with game dev until I'm stable and able. Let's work together to make something awesome!

AlwaysJMB

commission artist and game developer

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Step outside and start taking DOT like I'm in the Swamp of Aeonia.

We uploaded the sketches (both SFW and NSFW) of the demo of The Symbiant II on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/symbia...

The all-ages illustrations are free, but the R-18 ones are paid as per Patreon's policies. Here are the NSFW CGs for The Symbiant II's demo! www.patreon.com/posts/symbia...

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