father: “[el] why are my clothes pink?” me: “did you buy pink clothes?” father: “no” me: “…dont tell me you washed your red t-shirt with white clothes” father: “was i not supposed to?” NO YOU WERENT FATHER OH MY GOD 😭😭😭 this man has an engineering degree btw
Right now Israel is invading Gaza and breaking the Ceasefire to blow up the last few habitable buildings and complete their Ethnic Cleansing so they can move onto completing their Genocide. And there is silence, TOTAL SILENCE. The West are as guilty of Genocide as Israel.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE FUCKING WASH COSTED ME OVER £5 WITH LOST SOCKS?? IS THAT THE FUCKING VAT I NEED TO PAY??
NIALL PLAYING YH4 INSTRUMENTAL FOR FUCKING TEENAGE DIRTBAG AR EYPUS EIROUS
“hm, let me talk to my mu—” i was then shot 1,000 times
it was so fun omg there was only one sad homophobe wasting his time 💀 anyway, i have a pride flag now :3
el ⋆˙⟡♡ ☁️🪩@eliishere.bsky.social · yesterdayheading to my first ever pride event 👁️
I’M GOING TO SCREAM THE FUCKASS FIRE ALARM WENT OFF IN MY FLAT SO WE HAD TO EVACUATE, TURNS OUT IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING
my friend’s uni has a football club right the president of this club sent out a message and it sounds a lot like rapist talk. first calling women “females”, then saying “modesty will be punished”? then also saying “turning innocent little boys into true [uni name students]”?
finally getting proper counselling omg 🫠 first session is on the 21st october (ironically on a wednesday) and i’m nervous but also relieved i also got the call about it when i was napping so that was fun for the counsellor to be like: “hey el how are you?” “bleh? fine, mmm sleepy”
ordered food bc guess which bitch’s uterus decided to torture them
friend who is a man made the mistake of sending smth silly about periods so my other friend booked a train ticket to their uni and is heading there as we speak
my flat is being used as showcase for an open day at my uni so i have to clean my room bro i have my louis cardboard cutout in here 😭 i hope no one gets jumpscared
skipping lectures? yes in my defence, it’s at 5 fucking pm and do i look like i want to go
the way every single one of my lecturers uses genAI in their powerpoints…like no, it doesn’t look nice, it looks like shit and i’d rather dive out the window and eat dirt
bro i took a psychology-based degree, why am i doing philosophy??
i got asked why i dont like a penis being in my vagina today. that was not on my 2026 bingo card
task: “write a 400 word story based on this image” me: *accidentally writes over 1k and shortens it to 400* my lecturer: “you solve conflict too quickly” i’m going to shove a 400 cm cable up your ass
i thought i escaped. nope, i just unlocked one door and need to unlock another.
sibling’s bday present is hereeee :) i am 3 months early but in my defence, there was limited stock of this
okay so 22nd september is now dead to me :) bc wtf do you mean i book a fucking silent disco as a replacement for my niall show (rip) and THEN it got cancelled the day before?? okay just call me a slur next time, it'll hurt less :/
Things that aren't patriotic: - Racism - Moving abroad for tax purposes Things that are patriotic: - A love and sense of duty to your country, including paying taxes that contribute to it
