lerrrgan
@lerrrgan.bsky.social
deeply unserious at all times can't hear for shit powered by AuDHD he/him 📍 DC-ish
no one is breathing a bigger sigh of relief today than haley stevens (she can finally drop the bit and start talking normally again)
Haley Stevens seen retreating to underneath the bridge she formerly guarded
me infiltrating into bluesky headquarters to break jakey bakey out of moderation jail
"post your worst draft" i would but that feature isn't available yet on the LG Smart Refrigerator™️ that i post from
this is the third time in the last seven days that i’ve entered the kitchen and observed the lerrrsband cooking with a pan that i’ve never seen before in my life
rfk jr announcing an initiative to combat lyme disease while looking like a deflated tick that's hungry for its next host is just so funny to me
butts are cut in half so you can have some now and save the rest for later
watching house of the dragon and saying “can i pet that dawg” every time a dragon pops up
hey man the bank just called — your butt card got canceled for receiving too many suspicious deposits :(
me as a kid: "i love writing, i hope i get a typewriter for my birthday" me as an adult: "thank god for figma, i'm gonna design an entire goddamn e-book and export it to pdf"
mcdonald’s sprite walked so that the panera lemonade that kills people could run
Proud of everyone for making it through the year so far 🫶 Wishing you all an amazing August 😘
update: peace has been restored (he brought home a new medicine cup and ****** ** **** and our marriage is no longer in shambles)
lerrrgan@lerrrgan.bsky.social · 6d agothe lerrrsband and i are now at war (he tossed out the medicine cup i've been using to measure almond creamer for my cold brew)