elimination dance
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use your words the name comes from this: https://youtu.be/Gc0OumPMeTs?si=P0lWV8KVDdAJ36P2 avi: a bearded man’s face, black & white, with a small, red heart in the middle of the forehead. banner pic: photo of four birds flying across a pale blue sky.
I get why dying Empires write and wrote stories where the villain is brought down by their fatal flaw. Their inevitable ruin is right there as the key to their personality, the dramatic irony For example, imagine a narcissist losing a battle to a reflecting pool
Yesterday I was asked for change on the street. I didn’t have any and told him so. He then said “could you go into that store and buy me something?” “Like, food?” I said. “A Colt 45 King Can…if that’s not against your religion,” (he was being sincere). 🧵
Women when they see a woman who has lost weight: “Oh my god! You look so good! How did you do that?! So amazing!” Men when they see a man who has lost weight: “What, you get a tapeworm or something?”
This feels important www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Thousands are now Canadians under new citizenship law. Half of them are Americans | CBC News
Thousands of people around the world have received Canadian citizenship certificates as a result of a change late last year to federal law. Half of them Americans.
cbc.ca
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure: The day after his show was canned after 11 years by CBS to appease a tyrant, he shows up on the Monroe, MI public access channel where he did his first Late Show broadcast in 2015.
Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Been a minute since I’ve been punched in the face in a bar fight.
“Well, do you want to explode?” is a hell of a thing to ask someone when you know the answer is “fuck yes.”
Whatever’s trickling down in this economy it sure as hell ain’t money.
Yeah because once you’ve practiced your little heart out and shown up to a gig with two people total in the audience, nothing can possibly hurt you
People who sit at the bar watching videos on their phone with the volume up are the same people who lean their chairs back in economy class.
Inconvenient fact: Karl Marx was also an economist.
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 4mo agoBut I thought only trickle down economics worked
It's hard to tell the difference between sea and sky, between voyager and sea. Between reality and the workings of the heart. Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
The federal government has ended funding for missing and murdered Indigenous women and girls. See how Indigenous leaders are standing up for the cause, tonight on APTN National News. Watch live: www.youtube.com/@aptnnews
Hey baby are you a space capsule cuz we need to adjust that attitude.
I was not prepared to wake up to crying astronauts.
My new metric for success is watching the ever declining search results for my linked in page.
Homophobia and Transphobia is so crazy to me because its all based in people’s inability to mind their business
fuck nudes. how may pillows do you have on your bed?
Fuck nudes, tell me why you refer to your ex as “fuckface”
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
There was a mass shooting in a small, remote Canadian town a few days ago. Political adversaries set aside their differences to go to the community and physically join hands in support of the grieving town. This is what I expect of leadership.
be like brown hoodie kid and punch a nazi today.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 6mo agoget the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
