Sadly we were not included in Steve Staois's podcast tour as he did not want to discuss our plan to build a woke Swedish superteam in Ottawa
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two geniuses discuss the ottawa senators
Ok look if you want to send us AI-generated promotional emails you are welcome to do so but at least try to make it sound like you know what the podcast is about
NEW EPISODE! - As promised, actual discussion of the Charge's offseason - Welcoming William Eklund, our newest meow meow - Is Brady Tkachuk Swedephobic? - Is Elias Pettersson the key to building a woke Swedish superteam in Ottawa? zencastr.com/z/aa-ZGm76
Swedish Superteam by @Elite Sens Brain
As promised, we're back, just over a week after our last episode, to discuss BOTH Ottawa Captains leaving. Topics include: - Brianne Jenner leaving and other Charge offseason news (5:15) - Welcoming...
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NEW EPISODE!! We were devastated to see yet another beloved Ottawa captain leave this offseason... but we'll talk about Brianne Jenner next episode. For now: RIP BOZO zencastr.com/z/EGU3erPX
Little Brother by @Elite Sens Brain
We had intended for our next episode to be a heartfelt goodbye to a beloved Ottawa Captain who left under bizarre circumstances and was failed by the front office of an Ottawa hockey team that keeps m...
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Tonight in The Senagoth Lounge: The Take Purge For 12 Hours, All Takes Are Legal You Cannot Get Mad At Us For Takes Expressed During The Take Purge Ft. Special Guest @cbeatae.bsky.social of @elitesensbrain.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xse...
The Senagoth Lounge [006] - The Take Purge
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Thank you to Radio Free Sens for inviting me to the Senagoth Lounge to share my takes. Remember that I don't fully believe all these takes, but I do believe the ones you agree with, and also you're not allowed to get mad at me.
Radio Free Sens@radiofreesens.bsky.social · 2mo agoTonight in The Senagoth Lounge: The Take Purge For 12 Hours, All Takes Are Legal You Cannot Get Mad At Us For Takes Expressed During The Take Purge Ft. Special Guest @cbeatae.bsky.social of @elitesensbrain.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xse...
Our third depressing post mortem episode of the year. zencastr.com/z/V7yxMdSo
Antagonist by @Elite Sens Brain
The pain continues. We discuss the devastating end to the Charge's season and give our expansion thoughts. We also jinxed the Habs (you're welcome).
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NEW EPISODE!! - Pain. - Why NHL players should NOT be allowed to have podcasts - Where the Sens go from here - Charge playoffs yayyyyy zencastr.com/z/lZp0bPEE
Podcasters against Podcasts by @Elite Sens Brain
For the second time this year, we have an extremely depressing post-mortem for you all. We discuss what went wrong against the Carolina Hurricanes, why Brady Tkachuk should not be allowed to have a p...
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Not sure why the Sens didn't go with our suggested strategy of "simply taking the puck away from the Carolina Hurricanes." Maybe they didn't have time to listen to the episode before puck drop.
NEW EPISODE! - How we manifested the downfall of the Red Wings - Why expected goals are far more important than actual goals - How the Ottawa Senators can defeat the Carolina Hurricanes zencastr.com/z/XXxH4ZYw
Corsi Bowl by @Elite Sens Brain
THE OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS! In our first Sens-focused episode since January, we discuss the Sens' incredible run to the playoffs, the fall of the Red Wings, and the superiority of xGF% ...
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NEW EPISODE! We are suffering. (apologies for Beata's audio occasionally cutting out in this; we had some technical difficulties) zencastr.com/z/Fo2rue-C
Too Many Men by @Elite Sens Brain
DISCLAIMER: Apologies for Beata's audio cutting out all the time!! She was using a different mic than usual but will be back to normal next ep!! This is not the Olympics episode we wanted to be recor...
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NEW EPISODE! Our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry + manifesting the downfall of several Atlantic Division teams + Olympics discussion zencastr.com/z/FArXyAp6
Elite Centaurs Brain by @Elite Sens Brain
As we head into the Olympic break, we discuss what needs to happen for the Sens to make the playoffs, and which players we will be rooting for in Italy. But first, we present our pitch for a cameo in ...
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we here at elite sens brain promise that we will never pretend to like heated rivalry to get your attention ☝️ we are honest haters
hey guys, before you say anything mean about James Reimer remember he is somebody’s son, so make sure you @ his parents and tell them they did a shit job raising him too
NEW EPISODE! Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance. zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe
Notre Meilleur Ami by @Elite Sens Brain
In this first episode of the new year, we discuss the Josh Norris return game, the most Karlsson-esque trade to hit the NHL since the Karlsson trade, and whether the Sens and Charge are bad. Then, we...
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issuing correction on previous comments of ours, regarding the popular "game changers" book series. we have just been informed of how the series ends and would like to clarify that you do, in this one instance, "gotta hand it to them"
Elite Sens Brain@elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 9mo agoNEW EPISODE! Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa? zencastr.com/z/8mCglGnT
NEW EPISODE! Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa? zencastr.com/z/8mCglGnT
Catching Strays in Hockey Yaoi by @Elite Sens Brain
Welcome to the favourite podcast of the Ottawa Senators coaching staff, who clearly make their lineup decisions based on what we tell them. In this episode, we gloat about being right about Jordan Spe...
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interesting how yesterday we released a podcast episode where we told the sens to play jordan spence and also wear white helmets and they immediately did both of those things and won. almost like people should listen to us more?
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I put these in chronological order other than the first one so some disclaimers: (1) please ignore dan's edgy humour in early videos I promise he has changed...
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Elite Sens Brain@elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 10mo agoNEW EPISODE! We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z
NEW EPISODE! We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z
Justice for Jordan Spence by @Elite Sens Brain
Hockey is back, and so are we! Topics in this episode include: whether Jordan Spence is the new Erik Brännström, the Sens' recent fashion mishaps, and the city of Ottawa maybe driving the Charge out o...
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recording today if the hockey gods allow it... any particular topics we should discuss?
Elite Sens Brain@elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 10mo agothe hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record
the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record
Essential listening to understand why I am about to start saying "Thomas Chabot is a horse, to me" on bsky dot com.
beata@cbeatae.bsky.social · 11mo agoAre you wondering why people keep calling Thomas Chabot a horse? This is your chance to get in on the joke before the season starts