"every dream has a deeper meaning" last night I dreamed that a bird flew into my nose and got stuck there. a girl from my high school french class tried to get it out and then we went to the movies (the bird was still stuck in my nose)
Ellen Weatherford
@elksneedle.bsky.social
at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen @justthezooofus.bsky.social
need me one of those bright yellow reactive dog harnesses but it says "YAPPER" so people know not to interact with me unless you have at least the next 45 minutes free
love love love connecting with such an uplifting and supportive community on Social Media 💋💋💋💋💋
love when i need to record something but there are two ospreys RIGHT outside my window who sound like they're in the midst of a heated divorce
The way I'm eating tums my bones could withstand a direct nuclear blast
Bethany KJ PhD@bethanykj.bsky.social · 2w agoIt’s a calcium supplement!
there is no drug i enjoy recreationally abusing more than tums
"you're still eating taco bell? aren't you scared you're gonna get the diarrhea parasite" ok do you spurn a lover for fear of hidden daggers? or do you forfeit certainty as the price of adventure 🤷♀️
it's not technically sinful to love nectarines but something about the way that I do it is
about to go on a long trip with my kids which means its time for my favorite bit: suddenly saying "oh my god, you know what I forgot to pack?" & when theyre like " 😧 what?" I say some bullshit like "the lawnmower" or "a saltwater aquarium" they absolutely hate it
people are always shocked by the movies I haven't seen. You name it, I haven't seen it. If it came out within the last 12 years and isn't rated G, there's roughly a 1% chance I saw it
saw a crow pick a flower this morning. something to think about
You know how when your friend gets a new partner and all they talk about for like 3 months is how great they are and how much they love them because that's me every year when stone fruits are back in season
my 12-year-old wanted to make some midi music so he asked me if he could download Florida Studio
i pointed out that the christmas and easter episodes of bluey imply that christianity is practiced in their universe & my husband asked me what breed of dog jesus would have been
No, Colossal's resurrected nothing. They made designer dogs to look like Game of Thrones animal actors. And Colossal co-founder George Church? Friend of Epstein who kept the predator's genetic samples in his Harvard Medical School lab, which were pushed as priority for sequencing. Do. Not. Trust.
Jeffrey Epstein’s tissue samples ignited a furor in the Harvard lab of George Church
Exclusive: Harvard geneticist George Church knew more about Jeffrey Epstein's activities than he has previously said, before accepting new donations from the sex offender.
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Rolling Stone@rollingstone.com · 3mo agoThe science start-up Colossal is making sci-fi real! After resurrecting the dire wolf in 2025 using 72k-year-old DNA, they're eyeing the woolly mammoth for 2028. The goal: "rewilding" to restore and stabilize modern ecosystems. Read: bit.ly/4tIXAqo
someone should invent reusable books. i'm so tired of throwing mine away when i'm done with them :/
I'm at the masonic temple. I'm at the karate dojo. I'm at the combination masonic temple and karate dojo
when someone asks me for a short bio to introduce myself
Im really sad for curious kids who have to grow up now in the age of AI slop on YouTube. Search for literally any topic and you'll get nothing but pages and pages of AI slop, and kids largely don't know how to tell what's real from what's a bot hallucination. It's intellectual poison
Finding reliable, accurate information on the internet has gotten WAY harder in the last 2 to 3 years. AI-generated bullshit completely dominates searches unless you put in absurdly specific terms, & a lot of fake AI click farm websites can appear VERY convincing. Forget about finding a video
me to myself before walking into a party
Ethan Mollick@emollick.bsky.social · 3mo agoThis is an actual line that was added to the official system prompt for Codex for GPT-5.5 by OpenAI. Usually the system prompt is as minimal as possible, so I assume it would otherwise mention goblins a lot. AIs are weird.
the party dont start til the host lets me into the zoom
You're laughing. The CEO and senior producer are stuck in the elevator and you're laughing
MaxFunHQ@maximumfun.org · 3mo ago🚨BREAKING MAXFUNDRIVE NEWS🚨 Our CEO and senior producer are stuck in the elevator. Yes, really.
I'm petty sure @elksneedle.bsky.social is younger than me but I still want her to be my mom.
Miss the latest @wegotthispodcast.bsky.social @markgags.bsky.social & @hallublin.com) trivia challenge against teams of @maximumfun.org luminaries, hosted by me, Ken Plume, w/ guests @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app & @elksneedle.bsky.social? GO WATCH! & support WE GOT THIS at maximumfun.org/joinWGT
WE GOT THIS MaxFunDrive 2026 TriviApocalypse 3 with Austin Taylor & Ellen Weatherford
YouTube video by Ken Plume
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me when i have to edit a podcast episode that went 45 minutes too long because I yapped too close to the sun
