It’s a common misconception that Adam sacrificed his rib to create Eve, the real reason was so he could suck him own peenor off
just got home from the bar, if you told me three years ago that being loud enough about Black Ops III would've got me free drinks I wouldn't have believed you but I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles
cool guy voice: im gonna make this fruit tingle (the joke is that there’s a lifesavers flavour called fruit tingles that I like to eat frequently, and ‘fruit’ is a term for gay people)
teaching a cis girl how to jerk off: pull yourself by the strap
The sun is mass of incandescent gas, the amazing digital circus
They’re always doing this to me.
What’s a girl gotta do to get a big hammer around these parts, I’m talking hammer that is impractically large and that can make fun sound effects when being swung
agere fetty wap: im like hey what’s up hello seen your pretty paci soon as you came in the door
using the hitachi on my spine because chronic pain needs that sometimes
He’s called childish gambino because he’s an age regressor
sega/paramount please hire my wife and I to write sonic movie 5
lula@disksys.bsky.social · 5mo agobig the cat jiggle physics
Lowkey the biblical god is kinda an age regressor like she FP’d Mary and was like “you’re my mom now”
laying in bed in the sluttiest positions possible, hot girl tummy problems ongoing, playing the binding of Isaac on my retroid,,, they hate us cuz they ain’t us
