"I got two ponchos and I'm preetty sure I cursed one."

Elf princess Elise@eliseurayel4.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Does anyone have a spare cloak?"

Tu vieja-

𝕰𝖑 𝕮𝖎𝖉@morteascendo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

CHRISTIANITY!

Vacay was long enough. Back to work.

"I've done things that would give you nightmares... things that they wouldn't put in an NC-17 film... all before I could drink." #openrp #mvrp #sfwrp

Walk with me.

𝐀 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭... 𝐀 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞 𝐀𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨. #VtMRP ⚰️ #VampireRP ⚰️ #MVRP

𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝, 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫 𝐀𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐌𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐀 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐑𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 [Okabe Awaji - The Giant]

//EVEN HERE?! Lmao fash can't stop to read even when they already fucked up once

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Elf princess Elise@eliseurayel4.bsky.social · 7mo ago

#BouncingRabbit I want to play poketopia badly but I don't have a switch 2 😭

Que chinga-

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝐒.𝐏.𝐋.𝐄.𝐍.𝐃.𝐎.𝐑 𝘈𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 ---------------- 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝐑. 𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐄 ---------------- 𝐒𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝐏𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝐋𝘦𝘨𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝐄𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝐍𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝐃𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 & 𝐎𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝐑𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 ❝ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐑 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐑 𝘪𝘯 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 — 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐑 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘺 .ᐟ ❞

𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐄.@restlessnights.bsky.social · 10mo ago

You know what Tijuana is?

Oooh shit, there's a great one at the saloon turnin' left by Maldonado, near Tijuana.

My mum was a sniper in the revolutionary army. She *never* missed my head.

If he was anything like mine, those were real shells man-

Yeah. Cops used 'em before rubber shells. I've taken a liking to the fuckers.

You know what a saltrock shell is-

@theelmtree.bsky.social Christ. Making me feel older yet with the knight getup.

I know a better one.

... Sitting right there with her. Offering a cigarette.

* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†.@countingseconds.bsky.social · 7mo ago

ᅠ FBI by the looks . Special forces ... no one else is just given customed weapons - But I couldn◝ t guess what else they are .. that◝ s why sitting 𖬺. listening comes in handy. ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

Shit, yeah, you're the one followin' em.

Yo, italian spider lady, who these dudes with guns.

A head tears from it's shoulders, under the impact of a hatchet. A target stops moving.

//Makes me miss my Carlos vuv

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𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞@eltexanopalido.bsky.social · 7mo ago

//op. People are finishing requiem and the first resi accounts are popping up.

//op. People are finishing requiem and the first resi accounts are popping up.

Handing the reader a bunch of throwing knives

"Don't do nothing to me, sadly." He smirks, swinging a finger over his absent nose. " 'sides. Best no to rely on those. Ya end up clumsy."

* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†.@countingseconds.bsky.social · 7mo ago

ㅤ ᅠᅠㅤㅤwhine. Staring at her powder ... ❝ i heal the damage over. Not the effects. Try it sometime. ❞ Leaning back... sigh. She has a good buzz anyways .. 💭 ᅠᅠㅤ