Joshua
@elvenmonk.bsky.social
I'm a blogger, ESL teacher, and beginner indie dev. I'm working on a new game, a donation based ESL website, and a new blog.
Having priced everybody out of gaming hardware, then closed down every game studio they could reach, Microsoft's plan to prevent humanity from playing games now reaches its apotheosis.
Microsoft switches to monthly hour limits in big changes to Xbox Cloud Gaming, cites rising cloud costs: ▪️Ultimate: 15 hours ▪️Premium: 10 hours ▪️Essential: 5 hours Once subscribers use up their hours, they can buy additional cloud playtime through the Xbox Store ➡️ www.ign.com/articles/mic...
The number of people I’ve come across who don’t understand that when you post publicly, the public can see your posts. Folks genuinely do not understand what posting online means. Relatedly, they don’t see other people online as people. So they act like assholes. And are shocked to be disliked.
"they blocked me and i never even said anything to them" buddy i have some bad news about how many people can perceive your behavior in a public setting
As Texans froze to death and we collected snow in our bathtubs to flush toilets, boil for drinking water and cooking, Paxton abandoned us. Vote for the man who didn’t leave. #TalaricoForSenate #VoteBlue #TX
Unearthed footage of Ken Paxton caught on camera fleeing to Utah to go on vacation during Texas’ deadly winter storms in 2021
I'm just gonna fucking say it: I have never, NEVER had any of my videos demonetized for using the actual goddamn words. Like, the first forty seconds of a Batman review had me saying as many different euphemisms for penis as I could - including cock and dick - and it was fine.
Just saw a video that censored the word “shooting” in a conversation about filming a movie. We really are just offering up our entire language to the God Algorithm, huh?
Doesn't this put them in violation of that CA law where if you don't own something you can't legally use the term "buy" to purchase access to it. They must instead make it clear that it's a license and specify if it's a limited license or full license
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy. It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
The truth is if no one complained about Lake America they wouldn't even take it as a win. Trumpers don't think he's a good leader because of what he does for them but instead how he hurts or upsets those opposed to him.
Tainted food, wild horse meat, war, $40 Trillion in debt, Epstein cover up, McConnell cover up, measles outbreaks, tarriffs, culture war crap, the devastation at the White House, soaring fuel prices but at least MAGA gets to say Lake America.
I'm fine if prostitution isn't a disqualifier. I think it's stupid to turn someone away because they had a hard time
There is a reason our book is called WTF AMERICA... bit.ly/wtf-america-...
I have an email address dedicated to shady sites and services: no spam Meanwhile my email address dedicated to ONLY bills? Full of spam. Bitches I'm paying you stop selling my data
Every fucking day since the Cyber Leeks started my upcoming article has been getting more and more evidence. It's insane.
Rockstar Games Collaborated With Pro-Trump Artist for GTA VI, Artist Says The video game will feature custom vehicles from a MAGA artist who appeared on stage at a Trump rally. meidasnews.com/news/rocksta...
Yeah I don't get this. Someone once said to me that's because I'm white and everyone is media is white. Except I'm not white. I'm black, Mexican, and white with majority being Hispanic. I've never once seen a mixed race character, not even biracial. We're treated like we don't exist (1/2)
The videogame guy I'm controlling? That's not me; I'm me. The main character in a novel I'm reading isn't me either. More and more I feel like this is an unusual attitude towards art.
You ever think about how those sealed games with batteries in them are ticking time bombs that could actually catch fire? Albeit a small fire but still a fire
"why does no one make games in cryengine?" It took me 3 weeks to install it because the download kept corrupting and that bitch still doesn't have all of the dependencies you need. Like it doesn't come with fmod or wwise. So you gotta license that shit yourself.
Immediately after this scene the game closed out and I was prompted to renew my PS plus subscription.
Beto's entire campaign since barely losing to Ted "gotta fly someone spilled a cup of ice" Cruz has been, "Hey stop blue flight from red states" and it's working
Thank you Beto. betoorourke.substack.com/p/this-elect...
I remember when Sega released puyo puyo Tetris 2 to die against cyberpunk. I bought it instead and Mech Warriors 5 I've still not bought because they delayed the game due to Cyberpunk. I hate when publishers push back good games for overhyped garbage
I applaud Devolver's commitment to the bit, they were not joking
I remember when "LOOMERED" meant you had sex with Laura Loomer. It was an insult. It always preceded something bad happening to whoever was LOOMERED too. You can't reclaim the word Loomer. We know your pussy is cursed
Laura Loomer is taking credit for Milo getting detained by ICE.
They also don't understand that your party members should be able to grow and progress without your penis fixing them
none of the other persona entries understand that having a realistic dog on the team is infinitely funnier than cartoon animals. koromaru is smart enough to do his own taxes but all he wants to do is steal food from the table
I was telling someone the other day that I think GTA isn't ready for the "cultural shift" that happened since GTA v came out. They thought I was crazy but now it's showing.
I remember when Japanese devs pulled all of their pc titles after koei tecmo failed to sue a guy in the US for making a nude mod of a doa game because in Japan modding is illegal without the publisher approval.
this I think is such a classic japanese dinosaur executive move going "nobody would exploit the ai chatbot to make it say explicit things. That's against the rules"
You ever have a day where everything goes wrong, you get injured, and then the person you love says that the"love" they feel is small? That's my day in a nut shell. So it's 11:30 and I'm crying while wondering if I can hobble my way to the elevator and make it over the ledge of my apartment's roof.
Early on I lost a lot gigs as a programmer for indie devs because every time they pitched me the project I'd walk out if they said, "our game is like x meets y." At that time, 2011, it x was usually Skyrim, Pokemon, or CoD. I can't blame journalists when devs themselves say it about their games
As a games journalist, I try to avoid saying “this game looks like this game plus this game” because it feels dismissive and kind of mean but holy shit I need some studios to start making games that don’t look like “this game plus this game”