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Elyse Willems

@elysewillems.bsky.social

Writer and performer in LA doing comedy, horror, and gaming stuff 👁️‍🗨️ PBS SoCal Won't You Be My Gamer 🎙️ 30 Morbid Minutes, Answer for It! ✍🏼 Freelance Games Writer Illfonic 🪦 Funhaus & Gametrailers 📧 elysew.biz@gmail.com

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@alanpressstart.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Yesterday I drove to San Francisco to see a comedy trivia show called “Answer For It!” Great questions and very funny. Shoutout to everyone involved and thank you so much for the laughs. @jameswillems.bsky.social @elysewillems.bsky.social @lucyjames.games @maxscoville.bsky.social @andycortez.cool

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Enjoy a cozy little morning sipping on some coffee (or tea!) while watching the #PAXEast Magic: The Gathering panel with us! #PAXPartner www.youtube.com/live/WKnYPcF...

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

See if you can deduce what this madness translates to as you listen to the second episode of the Answer for It! Podcast (I don't remember): answer-for-it.captivate.fm

A bunch of nonsensical and random imagery related to the second episode of Answer for It! Podcast

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

If you have no teeth and get bit by a vampire, what happens?

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Choo-choo, all aboard the F-Boy Express! Episode #1 of ANSWER FOR IT is here 🚆 >>> answer-for-it.captivate.fm

James, AJ, Zach and Elyse pose for Answer for It! a new comedy trivia podcast.

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Choo-choo, all aboard the F-Boy Express! Episode #1 of ANSWER FOR IT is here 🚆 >>> answer-for-it.captivate.fm

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~

The Answer for It! Podcast from James and Elyse Willems, Zach Anner, and AJ LoCascio, coming April 15th.

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Answer for It! James Birthday Show 🎉 Digital and in-person in tickets available here: www.jameswillems.com/answer-for-it

Not only are we putting on another ANSWER FOR IT! live all-star trivia comedy showdown, but this one's mighty special, taking place on James' birthday, Sunday, April 6th! You can call watch in person or streaming live from Dynasty Typewriter here in Los Angeles.

Guests soon to be announced. Past panelists include Ashly Burch, Dungeons & Daddies, Smosh, Ify Nwadiwe, Internet Today, Patrick Brown, Dead Meat, and more. It's gonna be silly fun as usual.

We keep tickets as low in cost as Dynasty is able to go. Warning: past shows have sold out FAST.

In Person: $20 General Admission / $25 Day of Show
18+ General Admission

Livestream: $15. Note that with a Livestream ticket you can watch anywhere, anytime, for up to two weeks after the live event.

Sunday April 6th
Doors: 3pm pt
Show: 4pm pt

Head to https://www.jameswillems.com/answer-for -it for tickets

Hope to see you there to celebrate our host and the people's comedian, James Willems.

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Answer for It! James Birthday Show 🎉 Digital and in-person in tickets available here: www.jameswillems.com/answer-for-it

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Didn't buy this hamburger and hotdog mug combo when I had the chance. Now I gotta live with that.

Ceramic mugs stylized as a hotdog and hamburger

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.

Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · last yr.

Shortly before he died, Terry Pratchett assured me that, if there is an afterlife, he would give me a ring and let me know. That was ten years ago - and still no call.

From which, incidentally, I draw no firm conclusions. What if there was an afterlife, but with no phone signal?

But of course there is one place where Terry indisputably lives on: in the pages of his books and in the minds of the millions of readers around the world who turn those pages and continue to find them funny and true.

For, while his words live on, so does Terry, and that will be the case, no question, not just for this one decade so quickly gone, but for many further decades to come.

So let me join Lyn and Rhianna in raising a glass today to the magical persistence of books and to Sir Terry; gone but still so very firmly with us.

Rob Wilkins

James Willems @jameswillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

"This movie's blowing my mind!" - @jameswillems.bsky.social on Babe: Pig in the City

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

It's MAR10 Day, but we're all secretly thinking about him

Hairy long-legged Toad in tighty-whities.

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

They cut away, but I caught Adrien Brody's gum

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

It's the '90s. Blockbuster is sold out of this week's new rental. You download a song but before it can finish your mom picks up the phone. Gas is free, your rollerblade wheels rotated, the Bulls just 3-peated, and the Mall of America is open. Your Tamagotchi is trying to kill you. Life is good.

Easy Allies @easyallies.com · last yr.

Spoiler Mode - Lost Records: Bloom & Rage Tape 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-p... Our trio of Life is Strange fans is joined by Isla Hinck to talk about Don't Nod's new game about teens in the 90s, rocking out, making videos, and getting into some weird stuff in the woods. @elysewillems.bsky.social

Lost Records: Bloom & Rage - Tape 1 w/ Elyse Willems - Spoiler Mode

YouTube video by Easy Allies

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Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Answer for It! replay is out now! A comedy trivia show hosted and produced by James. Last night's teams were Tommy & Amanda from Smosh, Ricky & Eliot from Internet Today, and Patrick and me! www.squadup.com/events/answe...

The cast from the most recent Answer for It! comedy trivia show

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

Am I the only one who can sometimes believe it's not butter

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · last yr.

I miss when technologically inept people would accidentally post their search engine queries to social media can I recycle my own body's microplastics

Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · last yr.

We've got a new episode of Drawtectives premiering today at 1pm ET! Come hang out and watch us try to solve the mystery! youtu.be/Fu6gnd_lb50

A Crime Against Art | Drawtectives | Midnight Alley, Episode 3

YouTube video by Drawfee Show

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Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 2y ago

TIL Matthew Lillard (whose character Stu died in Scream) has a background cameo in Scream 2

Matthew Lillard in a background cameo for Scream 2

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 2y ago

John Cena sells every in-ring reaction like he's Scooby Doo and he just saw a ghost.

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 2y ago

Hope you like secrets in your secrets (This title reads like Dan Brown handed in his homework [this book] five minutes before it was due.)

Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown's upcoming novel 'The Secret of Secrets.'

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 2y ago

It made my week, too! 🧩

V-Rider 🏍️@vriderch.northsky.social · 2y ago

Oh my god, @elysewillems.bsky.social on this week's "Hey Riddle Riddle"?! This genuinely made my week.

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 2y ago

They say nothing quite leaves a mark like Mark, the guy who hit your car

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 2y ago

Remy hopes this helps 🥺

Remy the dog splayed out on plush blankets.

Elyse Willems @elysewillems.bsky.social · 2y ago

*eating chocolate while my dog stares at me expectantly* me: "I'm so sorry baby, this is bad for puppies! It'll hurt your wittle tummy! But I love you! I LOVE YOU!" my dog: you have made a powerful enemy today.