Emjayess
@em-jay-ess.bsky.social
About me: I'm a cargo shorts guy, but I have black jeans for fancy stuff. My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting. My two biggest regrets are not winning the lottery and not buying a ticket.
Just watching college volleyball on FS1. Every commercial break was for war.gov and ads recruiting people who wanted to join the world's greatest war machine. I'm old enough to remember when recruiting ads were all about defending freedom and American values. What a world.
This makes me cry-laugh every time I see it, but I'm a 10 year old in a grown man's body...
With everyone focusing on the USPS and what they're planning on doing, how about some attention to what they've already done? www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
More mail-in ballots are arriving late and not being counted in key states: report
At least 12 states holding House, Senate and/or gubernatorial races saw more late mail-in ballots go uncounted
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I'M CALLING IT BY MERCY RULE: THE RICH WON. IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE. Congratulations. Well played. HOWEVER, It's time to start over with a new game with slightly different rules. And this time, I get to be the banker...
PREDICTION: Meat prices will fall, not because of the suspension of tariffs, but because nobody will buy it. In other related future news, food borne illnesses from tainted beef hit an all-time high after food scientists discover chemicals and non-cow meat additives.
Natalie Harp got her security clearance in record time after trying to avoid a background check for over a year - while still sitting in on meetings requiring clearance. Given her abnormal behavior and use of excessive flattery to get access, what country/billionaire is she an asset for?
If someone disabled all the features of my cell phone except the phone, text, internet, and camera there is a 0% chance I'd notice...
Hey Wienerschnitzel, why the hell do you have vegetarian hot dogs on your menu if you're going to serve them with BACON on them??? My wife and kid just went through the drivethru and all three dogs they got had bacon. And they didn't order any bacon! (I enjoyed it though...)
Name ONE Republican politician (Local, state, federal) that has done anything to improve the lives of their constituents and not their donors and billionaire owners.
These hot days reminds me of summers spent helping in my grandmother's kitchen. No air conditioning. People used to say her food tasted so good because it was made with love. But it was sweat. Lots of sweat.
Man Sweating Profusely in Airplane Cockpit
ALT: Man Sweating Profusely in Airplane Cockpit
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This Supergirl trailer is the reason I haven't seen the movie yet.
I'm not a beer connoisseur, but I know what I like. And I gotta say, PBR light is not bad as far as low-cal light beers go...
Wait. What kind of meat are you using and why didn't you say anything about cats?
What the fuck? Hey @spectrumnews1socal.bsky.social, cover this: #spectrumcable
Judd Legum@juddlegum.bsky.social · 2mo agoI took a hard look at the financial donors to ICE’s biggest supporters in Congress. These are people who want to significantly expand ICE’s power and have sponsored or co-sponsored legislation to do so. Here are the top 25 consumer brands bankrolling the biggest ICE supporters in Congress:
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him.
"This is why mail-in voting needs to be stopped! Dewey, somebody I've met and endorsed, lost because of fraudulent mail-in ballots!" -Donmentia Trump, probably
"This is why mail-in voting needs to be stopped! Dewey, somebody I've met and endorsed, lost because of fraudulent mail-in ballots!" -Donmentia Trump, probably
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HEY DOCTORS!! Stop saying "what we normally do for someone your age is..." and start saying "what we normally do for someone as active as you is..."
US: Well, at least Lindsey pushed Don-old out of the headlines for a day and Trump can't make it about him... DJT: I was the last one to speak to him (not true). I am the authority on how he was feeling before he died and will call into every radio/tv/podcast to tell them about me.. er, it. (true)
