Emma

@emamooma.bsky.social

Proud Oldhamer! Joke... Oldhamer.

Yes, I really would say that the optimal time to stack shelves for the lone staff member in a Tesco near a train station where they've closed all the self-service tills is just before 8am on a weekday. Bonus if there's a load of kids dancing in front of you, preventing your exit.

Ok, so this is annoying and baffling. Trying to log into my Virgin account but verifying my address keeps leading me to my doctor's website. If they send me a text to verify, it comes from my doctor's phone number????

Just been vehemently shouted at by a beautiful black cat as it started to pour down. I think it was saying "let me in" but there was a bit of a language barrier so I'm not sure.....

I don't think that the fact you only see spiders when they're horny makes me feel any more comfortable with them. Big Spider Season has arrived early.

I think the fatal mistake is taking the coffee back to bed. Best laid plans and that. You get back in bed, the cat climbs on top of you and then it's 3pm.