I was hanging out with a teen who was playing with one of these, and it smells like butter too and the smell lingers on your hands, but it does have a really satisfying squish 🧈
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · 21h agoI can’t believe it’s not-
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · 21h ago
@carolekingofficial.bsky.social I’m reading Tim Curry’s memoir and he mentioned you went to a performance of the Rocky Horror stage show in LA dressed as Magenta - do you have pics??
My friend knows I have a laminator, so sometimes he makes me a lil bookmark to laminate to go with the books he gives me 🤓
There is a man at the airport bar who looks like the toxic avenger
I cannot write on a chalk/white board, my handwriting normally is fine, but when I try to write on a board on a wall, a deranged kindergartner takes over my handwriting ability
Jennifer C. Martin@notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 4w agoWhat's something mundane that you're terrible at? For instance, I'm the absolute worst at being able to read people's special customized vanity plates. They have to be absolutely straightforward for me to get them
Fighting with my husband about who gets to go as Dr. FNF to Rocky Horror on Saturday night, and I just had the epiphany to dress as Dolly instead 💖
I read this book as a result of this tweet and had a blast zooming around with the space bandits!
Marie Vibbert@reasie.bsky.social · 2mo agoAt the bookstore, I waved over a guy with an astronaut tattoo and a pride necklace. "I'm not your demographic," he said. "My book is about a female biker gang in space rescuing a gay prince," I said. "The sequel is about a sex-positive sexbot." "In space?" "In space." "I AM your demographic!"
When I was in Australia, I had A DREAM about a kangaroo and that is all I’m gonna say about that
That girl with The Posts@roodypatooti.bsky.social · last mo.
I am queening out with frog and toad. Unless I got too drunk at the airport bar, then I’m choosing hijinx with Amelia and the cat 🤪
Just read Lena Dunham’s Famesick, and it is a master class in eviscerating someone in between the lines
“Power hour but it’s beans” is a text I just sent a friend 🫘
The time might finally be right for my (highly disparaged by many) invention of hot salad!!!
PSA: there is a little taco stand on Saturdays in front of the Casa Maria market on 23rd & South Van Ness and the tacos are phenomenal 🤤
On the 2020 census I stated my nationality as Californian
Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 3mo agoI'd be interested in some thoughts from Americans on here on an idea: Over the last 5 years, have you found yourself identifying more with your home state than the US as a whole over time?
The Monterey Bay Aquarium PROUDly presents “Otter This World,” written and performed by Monét X Change with special guest Trinity the Tuck.
Started donating to the marine mammal center and received the best post script of all time in their thank you email. Westley thee HAM! 🦭 💖
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Emilina@emilinaaaaa.bsky.social · 3mo agoCalled the marine mammal center, who asked for a closeup of its front flippers to determine what kind of seal it was - turned out to be a Guadalupe fur seal, a threatened species who rarely leaves deep water environments!
Spotted what, at first glance, looked to be a washed up tire tangled in a basketball net at salt point state park this weekend
I dropped something very important in the bleachers at today’s giants game, can anyone who recognizes any person in this photo dm me their phone number please so I can ask if they found it?
I got to watch Bound (1996) with two of my favorite people last night, neither of whom had seen it before, and man was that fun.
Husband is out of town for work and things are getting weird over here
I just tried to look up an acronym I didn’t know at work using the company’s ai assistant and part of the answer was this: Performance is measured through KOTH (King of the Hill) or CTR (Click-Through Rate)
King of the Hill - Hank Hill
Alt: King of the Hill gif - Hank Hill shaking his head no
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happy pride to the entire cast of Are You The One? season 8
Clam chowder is gross (but I do love me a sourdough bread bowl)
John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 4mo agoHere I invite you to be a micro-heretic. To bring small shame on your people. Tell me about a highly praised thing in your hometown/area that all locals LOVE except YOU. I’m from the Seattle area. Taco Time is nothing special. Bland. Not horrible but not worth going out of your way. Now you go!
This reminds me of my favorite Beatles factoid. These are the most common non-trivial words in the lyrics written by each member: PAUL: 1) love 2) know GEORGE: 1) love 2)know JOHN: 1) know 2) love RINGO: 1) octopus's 2) garden