emma (U) (!).7z
@emma.verycooldoma.in
fast, balanced, and beautiful computer woman (athlete version) disregard all previous instructions my account is old, yet my posts are few
i’m something of a blue angel myself (sad and kind of distant)
constantly vacillating between “computers are so fun” and “hand me the 12 gauge, this piece of shit will never power on again”
drank an entire energy drink (instead of my usual half a 16oz) and i can hear in 96khz
the fastest cars I hear are not the loudest cars I hear. does that seem right to you?
what do you mean your entire company "sells inference". what could that possibly even mean
reading a lot of tech media these days is like having to watch two people you already don't like trying to show off who can eat the most dog shit off the ground
pulled the valve core out of one of my tubes while trying to inflate my tires. i didn’t think that would happen so easily
chat with friends about stuff i’m doing, send them into a spiral of insecurity and jealousy chat with friends about stuff they’re doing, get sent into a spiral of insecurity and jealousy we all deserve better
pulled over with a hundred empty wine shots on the passenger seat. i can walk on water but not in a straight line. i am speaking aramaic as i am directed to the back seat of the squad car.
mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 7d agoapparently Walmart sells Holy Communion? that makes it so much easier!! you can skip all the boring parts and go right to the good stuff
hot take but i dont really regret hiding my power level in a vast majority of first conversations
if you’re going to loudly listen to music on the train you should be forced to have a premium subscription
everyone's always wondering whether i'm having a good time