doing planks before santa clausing up a bag of clean laundry ha ha hee hee 😮💨🔫
jenn schiffer 🙂↔️
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Update on recent ICE activity in Jersey City.
TOMORROW! Or, preorder the ebook and get it tonight: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
A creature wearing a woman's body becomes a lonely man's girlfriend, but the woman suit and his interest start to rot... Next week. "Not Like Other Girls" by @ghoulpus.bsky.social at Reactor! Art by A.W. Sommers Edited by @annvandermeer.bsky.social
did a big walk on da treadmill then played big walk on da steamdeck
that senator max miller guy is scary and scary-dumb, he’s like ”if i was abusive then why does my shirt say ‘never did abuse’”
oh it’s national cops come out and pretend to be in community with us for photos night, how the months fly by
it’s been nearly two years since i worked in an office and so my inside thoughts have increasingly become outside thoughts, like when the ceramics studio camp counselor today asked me if her kids left the mess near me (yes), i told her i’m not a narc, which is so unhelpful and i do feel bad lol
new class started today with the humbling exercise of destroying our throws for the sake of “education” and “improving”
So, Jack Osbourne has yet to delete or clarify his videos that falsely claim I used AI to write an article. Lots of people have encouraged me to sue him, which as I explain here, isn’t realistic. But I greatly appreciate the support for me and @spitfirenews.com. spitfirenews.com/p/jack-osbou...
Ozzy Osbourne's son falsely accused me of writing an article with AI
My reporting on Andrew Tate triggered him. He still won't correct the record.
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my buddy @markvigeant.bsky.social is back at the edinburgh fringe festival this month with his ~award winning~ show *out there* which is so good so you should see it if you're around assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/mar...
Mark Vigeant: OUT THERE
From comedian Mark Vigeant (whose last Fringe hour became a special on Dropout TV) comes a wildly inventive character-comedy hour. Meet Larry: a burnt-out engineer on a mission to gain fame ...
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beyond the super thick self-centeredness of this thread, calling a tv job apolitical - knowing you’re not stupid - tells me you think everyone else is stupid
My TV job is apolitical, but I’m proud that one of the things we make is a space that’s trans- and nb-friendly, and that’s not going to change either. ⬇️
it turns out, also, that people really want algorithms. they say they want a straight chronological feed, and then ask where is the “suggested content” and how to find people talking about similar things. those are algorithms! people love the tiktok algo!
i dislike this beyond being factually incorrect, it is also missing the core problem with Big Tech Algorithms: it is a matter about who controls attention, not the algorithm itself /1
i am so glad they brought LCD back, the art and writing has been so unique and cool
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this is an iconic hill to die on, though it’s not mine, because you KNOW people will be ~very normal~ about it. took me one click to the quote posts to see someone attacking her appearance. bravo, ms. watkins
This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
Everyone stop what you're doing and look at this caterpillar's feets.
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
There’s also something to how women are socialized to be suspicious of flattery — it’s how we transfer responsibility for men’s desire onto women’s bodies; we are taught to defend against that in service to our “innocence” or whatever — whereas men accept flattery as their due. Perfect marks.
They don't have to vaccinate you to kill you, baby. You smoke drugs outta USB sticks.
comment sections of scientists (typically women) sharing their expertise are often full of people saying they want hank green to confirm the facts, and that makes his use of ai for his video research all the more insidious
Omg not Hank Green using AI for research and calling to his “bad habit” 💀😭🤡