I don’t usually fall victim to movie theater merch (don’t judge anybody for doing so either) but I fear they got me with this one for Practical Magic 2 🫣

I’m not gonna lie, those Mormons kinda did their big one with the whole “dirty soda” thing. the Baja Blast one from Taco Bell slaps.

Not that I expect anything less from this fuckass state or the party, but can you legally run for office using your maiden name instead of your married one? Asking for a dumbass politician’s equally dumbass sister.

Karoline Leavitt is leaving the White House and off to her next role of being mocked and shamed for being a Nazi pedo protector for the rest of her life.

No disrespect to the civilian season of the Traitors, I hope everyone had a great time but I wanna know who the next celebrity cast is…

Your macho guy winds up cowering in a catering truck and begging for a special ballroom bunker hidey-hole when you could've just let a woman be president once or twice.

If you can’t make it through a workday without AI, you have no business being employed.

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Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

This is so freaking adorable ☺️

parademag.bsky.social@parademag.bsky.social · 3d ago

Following the love for Mummy Pig’s pregnancy reveal on Kylie Kelce‘s Not Gonna Lie podcast last year, Kylie and Mummy have reunited for a new adventure set in the world of #PeppaPig. Jason Kelce makes an appearance in the special as well! bit.ly/3TQjkEC

I just wanna know if Mark is coming back to DWTS or not 😩

I have very minimal interest in the new Avengers movie but if Sebastian & Anthony will be doing press together for it, I’ll be seated for every interview.

A celebration of twenty years of Real Housewives with zero involvement from LVP is criminal. Andy wasn’t even interested in RHOBH becoming a thing until he met her.

Lisa Vanderpump: So Ridiculous in Reality TV

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me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch? Disney: no Netflix: not anymore Apple: ew no CBC Gem: yes and it’s free Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.

I need to put my phone down 🫠

I need to go touch grass but it’s storming here so y’all are stuck with me instead ☺️

JPS used to openly flirt with Cynthia in her Instagram comments and she was his video girl but good to know he’s having a real bitchin’ time with Haa!

I talk a lot of shit but if they ever put Sonny and Nina back together, I’d pick the hospital show back up so fast 🙃

I feel like Nina and Liz would’ve absolutely THRIVED as mob wives but alas…

It’s almost like there’s a perfect person on canvas for him to start his new life with…

Soap Opera Digest@soapoperadigest.bsky.social · 5d ago

General Hospital's Maurice Benard broke his silence about Sonny and Jason's exit from the mob and teased what lies ahead.

Cynthia used to collect guest spots on prime time shows in the early/mid 2000s like they were infinity stones. I want that for her again.

Look who’s in this episode of Gossip Girl.

I’ve had to unfollow several people that I liked and thought had more common sense because of this Lindsay Clancy trial and I’m kinda bummed about it. Fictional crime shows and hating men has really rotted some brains.

It’s almost time for football season except mine involves celebrities, pretty sparkly dresses, hot as fuck professional dancers, and at the end you get a trophy that looks like a disco ball instead of a ring 🪩

Almost had a panic attack, RIP to his mom though 💜

The Gossip Girl wardrobe team did a better job at dressing Amanda Setton more modestly than GH ever has. No oversized blazers and middle aged mom blouses. They should take notes

I thought it was gonna be hard to do a Gossip Girl rewatched considering how much I dislike BL now but it’s actually been pretty easy because Serena is easily one of the most insufferable characters ever written.