Emma Thorne

@emmathorne.bsky.social

She/her, or if you're a cowboy, sheehawww. Professional silly lil' guy, likeable bisexual. All your friends are secretly spiders. Proud member of the LG TV community

Got distracted playing Geoguessr watching this dog chase the google earth car ᴰᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ˢᶜᵒʳᵉ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ

A google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle sprinting towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle sprinting towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog in the middle slowing down runnning towards the carA google earth image of a road with a dog stood in the middle having given up running after the car

Did my dad write this comment? (I know he didn't because he made a fake account to comment once before and his writing is much more 'forsooth, supposing one was to make the comment'y)

Youtube comment "Emma, I wonder whether you think that your Dad is stupid for believing in a God or that he's just too weak to accept that his love for you doesn't exist and that you have no more object value than a cockroach?"

Having to wait for next train after earlier delays Go to kill time getting coffee It's the most efficient ordering and drink making I've ever experienced And I couldn't hear the guy super well but he also gave me a discount for some reason???

Loud argument on train between a super loud guy and a loud guy telling off the first guy for being super loud A defender of SLG said "it's PUBLIC transport, clues in the name, Pub-lic. He can do what he wants" I am... Still wondering what he was going for

I've encountered a lot of, mostly young folk, listening to music out loud, and I find that hard enough to comprehend but... A lady at the bus stop is listening to an audiobook out loud And the narrator is an AI voice so it's not even narrating it correctly 💩

"why does the UK change leaders so often?" there are diminishing returns wrt how long each vessel can house thatcher's spirit. by the end of the century we'll be getting through 1000 prime ministers a day

If you wanted a documentary to watch, Trust Me: The False Profit isn't just a good insight into an FLDS community, but the activist/documentarian involved is a former escape artist & puppeteer/ventriloquist and she's FABULOUS

If under 16s get banned from youtube does that mean we'll be allowed to swear in the first 30 seconds, d'you think? It might all be worth it if I can finally start a video with "what's up, chuckle-fucks"

DO YOU HAVE A REGIONAL VERSION OF "knock down ginger"? Because I just heard about "Nicky nicky nine doors" and I love that, gg Canada. I believe the US calls it "ding dong ditch"? Google claims the UK also calls it "runaway knock" which I've never heard but is boring enough to be believable

Been peeing my pants a LIL bit about opening Witches of Eastwick because I've never done that before (in front of the curtain?? While the ensemble are all cozy together behind it?? Say it ain't so!) but after doing our final dress run I'm so happy with how we sound 😭 Love my fellow lil girls <3

Three Little Girls sing together in front of a theatre curtain

MT is hard because when you're singing for yourself the best way you can sing is generally the most comfortable/pretty for your voice If you sing like that in musical theatre you're usually doing it wrong 💩 I had a great singing lesson this week where the teacher kept going "uglier, uglier!"

Jesus said the coming of the Kingdom of God was imminent. It never came. There's only one rational conclusion: It didn't happen, so Jesus wasn't the messiah. Somehow instead we got 2000 years of posthoc rationalisation for how Jesus IS the messiah and he's totally coming back any minute now

Larry the Cat, the appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 6 UK Prime Ministers, and the Queen herself. He holds the true power over the country

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There's a nice open air communal football screen in Oslo, got a great view of them from our restaurant. When they're happy, the Norwegian football fans are just... Clapping and cheering? No one's even smashed a pint glass or torn their shirt off. It's like they don't even care 🌝

For reasons unknown to anyone including me, I booked an early flight to Oslo So I'm having a midnight ice lolly and doing some writing to begin killing the next 3 hours until it's time to airport 🫪