Definitely napped a bit too hard this afternoon and now can’t seem to get sleepy. I could take melatonin gummies, but then I’d be pretty likely worthless at the gym and morning work meetings.

I am tired and would like to take a nap. But will be going to the gym to close out my week instead.

Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment

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Oh shit, Glen Hansard died in a motorcycle crash. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Glen Hansard: Oscar-winning songwriter killed in crash

Hansard, who was 56, won the best song Oscar for the 2007 low-budget musical film Once.

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You know who never gave you diarrhea salad?! That’s right.

I just think it’s adorable that they’ve turned him into one of those concrete porch geese and every month they’re going to trot out a new picture of him in a new little season-appropriate outfit smiling in the exact same wax museum pose.

Why is no one running an ad featuring bloodhounds searching through the woods and swamps with a “Where’s Mitch?” message. History DEMANDS this story arc be made whole. Historical context: youtu.be/bcpuhiIDx3Q?...

McConnell - Bloodhounds

YouTube video by KYConservative

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Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · last wk.

Mitch McConnell’s office releases a new photo plus a statement saying he is undergoing “intense physical therapy” and not ready to get back to work in person. No timeline for his return to the Senate. He has not been seen in the Capitol since his June 14 hospitalization.

Flag football rules. C is having so much fun playing and I hope her high school picks it up next year now that KHSAA sanctions it.

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2w ago

Folks gotta get woke to the insane athleticism in flag football. It’s the future, I’m telling you.

Dammit.

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2w ago

Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme

Got sloppy on a couple, but one of my better days in the past week. www.maptap.gg July 22 96🔥 97🔥 96🔥 100🎯 96🏅 Final score: 973

It’s really stupid that I keep looking at trucks, but in my defense, my big dumb jeep is annoying the fck out of me right now.

Most misleading match momentum visual they’ve shown yet.

Sometime Facebook has decent content.

Me: Did you remember to grab more milk at Kroger today? Wife: No, I forgot we were out Son: I HAD NO MILK FOR CEREAL THIS MORNING Me: Okay, I’ll try to grab some tomorrow on my lunch break. Two hours later…. shit.

Holly Anderson 🍇@hollyanderson.bsky.social · 3w ago

they have hacked the milk www.ajc.com/business/202...

For giggles, I counted flock cameras on my drive home from work today. Seven. Under 11 miles, and all on a stretch of a single road. Hwy 146 between Jefferson County and Oldham (Hurstbourne to 22).

This is just an extremely cool poster

TOP TO BOTTOM. ROOT AND BRANCH.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w ago

A White House teleprompter operator used his position to win around $100,000 by placing bets on the prediction market Kalshi about what President Trump would say in his speeches, the company said on Thursday. nyti.ms/4w7ZDWT

OK.

Cat brought in a bat tonight and was wrestling it around the dining room before I managed to get it wrapped up in a blanket, carried outside and released. Of course, now I’m paranoid the cat got bit in the process.

PARDON ME BUT IS THAT WHAT I THIBK IT IS

Ennui-tery@jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 3w ago

And now it’s time

God dammit. 3 million fucking acres. For WHAT?!

The Salt Lake Tribune@sltrib.com · 3w ago

Presidents have power to designate national monuments under the Antiquities Act. The act does not say anything about reducing or eliminating them, though.

Vacation is over tomorrow. Having the Sunday Scaries on a Friday night sucks. Apparently things have not been great at work while I’ve been gone.

My culture is not your costume, bruv.

madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 4w ago

Are the Americans awake yet? Okay so a restaurant just opened in London called ‘Appalachia’ and this is their ‘June’ menu; discuss

MERICA

If ya ain’t first, yer last.

Pivoting our day in Anchorage to more museums and shopping than biking and hiking due to a flip flopping of rain forecast today vs tomorrow. BUT FIRST - going to seek out massive plates of pancakes, waffles, sausage, bacon and eggs.

Let’s goooooooooo

Best I’ve ever done. I’ll take it! www.maptap.gg June 22 99🎯 100🎯 97🔥 97🔥 100🎯 Final score: 984

Seriously?! Wordle 1,829 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Finally finished the chicken coop. And of course, instead of walking up the ramp and putting themselves inside at dusk tonight… the dumbasses piled themselves up in a corner of the run under the coop. Had to pick them up and shove them in the run, one by one.

soccer ref watching a guy roll around on the ground trying to sell a penalty