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Bronwyn • They/Them • 30s • Actual Bisexual Mess™ • Artist, Writer • Living Eldritch Horror • MDNI
My car was named Frank Fontaine (after the BioShock villain) and today I sent him to the scrapper… and I feel like it suited his name that when we opened the hood to see if we could start him, there was an angry af possum living in there. (we wrangled him and watched him run into the trees)
As Spiritographers, we've documented Spirits from countless different worlds, each bringing their own stories and quirks with them. Even after all these years, however, there are still a handful whose origins remain a complete mystery. Kindlestar is one such Spirit. 💙⭐
trump named in epstein files? Fork found in kitchen 🙄
✨ Earlier this week, we revealed our upcoming Magical Library DLC! 📚 You might have noticed our beloved Mantapedia hiding within the bookshelves... As it turns out, they just love blending into the archives! Keep an eye out for them. ✨
Despite its name, a Bookwyrm bears little resemblance to the legendary wyrms, powerful serpentine dragons said to slumber between dimensions. The Spiritographer who first documented the species was well aware of this, but insisted the pun was worth the confusion… 🤔
Lacking innate magic, Spellsqueeks must study to channel the energy around them. Rumored to descend from ancient witches' familiars, this heritage perfectly explains their boundless curiosity and eagerness to learn. 🐭✒️
it’s important for AI haters (myself included) to be able to know and be able to articulate the difference between gen AI and non-gen AI gen AI is killing the planet, critical thinking, and creatives non-gen AI is saving lives and on the cutting edge of research
The fact that they’re calling that new film “Other Mommy” instead of titling it the same thing as the book (“Incidents Around the House”) is legitimately the worst choice imo. Bye Bye Man ass title. One is compelling and intriguing… the other sounds devoid of creativity and cheap.
✨We’re happy to announce our Magical Library Expansion which is coming soon!✨ Here’s a little taste on what’s coming: 🪄 New Spirits to Summon 📖 Full Customization for your Magical Library 🧙 An Enchanted Wardrobe with brand-new looks 🔥New Arcane Activities You can now wishlist it on Steam!
Fellow authors: without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? “It takes approximately six months before things start going to shite.”
🖤🩶💜🩷 sparrow-baby 🩷💜🩶🖤@pap3rtigers.bsky.social · 2mo agoFellow authors: without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? "Johnny looks at him like he's trying to remember something."
I'm a day late, but happy disability pride month!
Good news. I’m working on the selkie soap fic.
About to watch Spider-Man 2 for the first time in like ten years and I’m so NOY-VUS. What if it isn’t the perfect most amazing spectacular perfect amazing movie I remember it to be?
Does anyone else want Simon captured by the enemy, only to be saved by Johnny… who then has his still tied up boyfriend eat his cunt through his mask? All why the enemies Johnny wounded watch? Just me? #Ghoap #Soapghost #Ghostsoap
oh LAWD he comin— 🧼
🧼🧢 SoapGaz Week🧢🧼@soapgazweek.bsky.social · 3mo agoright so listen: me n Gaz are doin a wee thing aka #SOAPGAZWEEK2026 IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!🧼 (What he said. But to add some actual info: all content types and ratings welcome, tag us in your posts so we find them! We've been waiting for this one. 🧢)
I just think Selkie Johnny should babytrap the nice human named Simon who offered him a warm place to rest after finding him shivering and naked, wrapped only in his seal skin, during a dark and stormy night. Send post. #Ghoap #Soapghost #Ghostsoap
#Ghoap I bet Ghosts boobs jiggle like crazy while hes fucking Soap 🥰
This took way too much effort for how rough it is and i mightve had a minor breakdown with Soaps mouth but i made something? :´3 Happy Valentines <3 #dragonghostau #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #ghoap
Ko-Fi commission for @yuforia25.bsky.social <3 super cute idea! Thank you so much for the commission! #ghoap #dragonghostau #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #dragonbaby
Forgot to post this here XD Soap is just such a snack! taste so good! XD #art #dragonghostau #dragonghost #ghoap #codfanart
Seen so much lovely mermay art, started a sketch a few days back but lost motivation. Then @spiltspit.bsky.social s fricking gooorgeous ghoap mermen art blessed my feed again and i went back and finished it. I hate and love the angle i choose for soap, but good practice atleast XD #ghoap #mermen
good morning and another beautiful day knowing john soap mactavish is safe and warm and satisfied in every way living his best life in the quiet countryside with his beautiful husband
Having some #Ghoap thoughts this morning. I'm still waking up, so bear with me. I believe that if Ghost was able to have a decent childhood, he'd be in the punk scene. But that didn't happen, so he's completely unaware of the community. Cut to when Ghost and Soap get closer. Soap is talking about+
We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.
NPR@npr.org · 2mo agoAre smartphones causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since the iPhone was introduced nearly two decades ago.