I love the Venmo social feed bc ever since I got off Facebook, it’s the best way to keep general tabs on a lot of my high school friends

One time, years ago and exactly one timed they had a Costco size bag of turtle chips at Costco and now I have to check for them every time like one of those dogs with a pie bush

I’m for some reason convinced that if I make someone a card they’ll feel slighted if it isn’t a pop-up card

Crazy the amount of podcasts that are like anti AI takes bookended by AI ads

Omw to of montreal knowing full well I don’t know the last like 15 years of music 🤷‍♀️

I need to send a package but I have room to include something else but I can’t think of anything so now I haven’t sent the package even though I know that having it there earlier is more valuable to me than the “missed” opportunity of the empty space

I’m going to a concert on Friday that STARTS at 9pm and I know that’s like normal and fine but I’m already tired

Life hack get the hand stamp on your wrist so you can wash your hands

I was shopping for a new bike helmet and Oleg was like “you should look at the Virginia tech ratings” and I was like hmmm yes, safety is probably a better metric for choosing a piece of safety equipment than whether it comes in green

Is “say more” academia coded

There is something so satisfying about large amounts of soup, I just made 3.5 gallons of soup

And what is Gavin Newsom’s plan to address how hard it is for me to get my bike back inside hmm

It’s sooooo cute when little dogs “bury” their treasures in blankets with their face

My SO just asked me if I knew anyone named Jared and I got to remember this incident on the bus with this little shit where I couldn’t tell if he was bullying me for being fat or sexualizing me

They think we’re some frogs, and they’re trying to boil us They think we’re binomials; they’re trying to FOIL us

I knew if I just waited long enough to see I love boosters I could find a screening with a q&a, thank u new parkway

wittgenstein reactionary that thinks the world is everything that isn’t the case

It’s always so weird when you think you’re having a normal conversation and remember that not everyone is actually like anti-war as a basic starting position. Like I’m not here to debate individual military acts but like idk guys I think war is bad

I successfully made it several years without having to drive a car but I’ve been driving to the peninsula a bunch lately to see my sister and niece and like I’m pretty sure they must be hiring people to drive bad and (dangerously) slow to make me stop driving (it’s working)

What game should I play next

Something that I get disproportionately upset about is when people use the phrase “heads up” after the fact

My SO and I don’t have the craziest age gap (5 years) but what makes it really really noticeable is that he’s too old for spongebob. He can even accurately use many spongebob references but he’s never seen the source material

When I was little and me and my sister’s room got really bad, my mom would be like “don’t make me come in and sectorize it!” And idk why we hated that so much bc it just meant she broke it into sectors and assigned us to do specific parts at a time

Do tenants have any rights when it comes to 3d virtual tours of their homes and all of their belongings being posted on the Internet? I feel like I know the answer, but having actual in-person strangers in my actual in-person home feels less risky and less inconvenient.

LMAO woke up to landscapers cutting down the hedge that blocks my bedroom window from the street which was the only reason I felt comfortable having a bedroom that faces the street HAHAHAHA

The indignant impotence of sitting in an airport with a super delayed flight

Agreed to dance in a sangeet bc I love my friend so much and it’s such an honor but unfortunately I think the more loving thing may have been to be honest about my dancing abilities. Let’s just hope the theme of the dance is “Friendship” and not “Dancing”

One time in grad school the professor said something about Scylla and Charybdis and I made a face bc I didn’t know what those words meant and he said Emily are you okay you made a face and I said I don’t know what those words mean

Every printer is at least a little bit haunted

Made a little doodad thing because all the other ones weren't what I wanted. jhnwnstd.github.io/mojibaker/