life is better when you don't know where or who you are. running around. screaming "where am i???" and "what is my name????" with increasing tones of desperation
guys I don't want to rock the boat (stands up starts rocking boat violently)
just being honest. fall is a nice season. i enjoy the temperate weather and changing leaves. like i'm not trying to provoke anyone or anything, just want to get that out.
being shot 256 times in the head and chest and then being blown up and then they stab me 347 times all over and then they blow me up a few more times would probably kill me like to be so straight up with you guys.
releasing huge crate of moths into my opps closet because I didn't really understand what "put a hole in their shirt" meant
it's hard to find other people in the political center, like sure i think all trans women should have a big gun but also they should be able to murder ONLY three people a day
bluesky is an esoteric millennial cult centered around the messianic promise of returning to Forums
it seems you enjoy "shredding" loudly for your neighbors he he he. well lets see how you enjoy shredding YOUR FINGERS (jigsaw unveils barbed wire guitar)
walking into the function. bro's pussy is flagrantly to the world. bro. tame your pussy.
guys take the failure challenge. it's a challenge where the rules are that you automatically fail
i don't know bro. i wouldn't be caught dead smiling. it's cool that you show emotion though. just personally not for me.
can some dumb, self-referencing broad have a good day around here or is that a fucking crime. is that a fucking crime.
it really is so crazy when u have those moments where u feel the tapestry of it all like we're really in this shit u guys
men. on your next date fall down and cry and say you have a boo boo and ask her to "kiss it better". do this within five minutes of meeting.
you can tell i really like you when i never talk to you and it seems like i'm avoiding spending time around you
bro i am reminded of what my grandpa always said "freak the fuck out for no reason"
life is like a bag of weed. here one moment. and then it goes up in smoke. damn.........
guys. take it from a lesbian. lie and tell your date you have powers
hey guys. take it from a lesbian. women love it when you show up to the date too high to talk, it makes you look like a badass cowboy
