Nintendo Cannabis Dispensary. They retroactively own the concept of selling weed everywhere now. Your plug thought they were bluffing and got kneecapped last weekend
sorry for doing the anime power up scream at your sister's wedding it worked tho
When I was on DMT I tresspassed into a forbidden realm while in my unclean mortal shell and the eternal entities got mad at me and scared me on purpose
Lil Pump's Gucci Gang music video and The Substitute take place at the same high school
seeing a rooster guide his young children through the uncertainty of life as an urban poulet #notallfathers
im gonna start acting up on here like when i realized my middle school couldnt expel me bc i had caught two of the head staff cheating
first date idea we have 2 and a half beers and kill everyone inside with our twilight werewolf powers
babe can i put leeches all over you and strap you to this table i bought at the slaughterhouse auction
gf whose humours and vapours are at the perfect ratio of online to offline
The day we stop having a purely chronological following only feed is the day I leave like this shit is not that important to me lol
watching them ratfuck the UI in real time is so funny. This website ahem I mean "protocol" is run by human rats scurrying around the fetid dumpster of yesterday's ideas
bluesky is an esoteric millennial cult centered around the messianic promise of returning to Forums
Today I’m voting for a 100% Muslim senate in the America