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EnterpriseSplaining

@enterprisesplain.bsky.social

We are EnterpriseSplaining, a comedy podcast about Star Trek: Enterprise. Each episode, one host 'splains to the others what happened. We have faith of the heart. Hosts: Bill, @mariadsouza.bsky.social, @uajamie.bsky.social Part of the ESO Network

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Jamie Bernstein@uajamie.bsky.social · 6h ago

I was out of town last week and forgot to post about our bonus episode on the Section 31 movie! It’s a great one-off episode for those of you who are Star Trek fans, but who don’t listen to @enterprisesplain.bsky.social merely because you aren’t interesting in Enterprise content.

EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 6d ago

Our crew is heading out on an away mission this week to visit the infamously lowest-rated Star Trek project on Rotten Tomatoes, the TV movie Section 31. Of course, Jamie and Bill refused to actually watch it, and instead forced @mariadsouza.bsky.social to explain every moment of the movie to them.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the TV movie Star Trek Section 31 showing Philippa Georgiou in a black leather outfit with shoulderpads. Her hair is up in a bun and she is sitting on a chair with her arms outstretched. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Away Mission to Section 31!”
Maria D’Souza@mariadsouza.bsky.social · 6d ago

You hate-review ONE Twilight movie in 2008 and all of a sudden you're the person who has to watch bad movies and tell people about them...

EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 6d ago

Our crew is heading out on an away mission this week to visit the infamously lowest-rated Star Trek project on Rotten Tomatoes, the TV movie Section 31. Of course, Jamie and Bill refused to actually watch it, and instead forced @mariadsouza.bsky.social to explain every moment of the movie to them.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the TV movie Star Trek Section 31 showing Philippa Georgiou in a black leather outfit with shoulderpads. Her hair is up in a bun and she is sitting on a chair with her arms outstretched. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Away Mission to Section 31!”
EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 2w ago

In today's episode "Hoshi and the Beast!," Bill tells us about the Star Trek ENT episode Exile, where Hoshi is packed off to a rain-swept castle inhabited by a creepy loner who promises to use his telepathic powers to help the Enterprise if she'll pretend to be his Canadian Girlfriend for a week.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Exile showing Hoshi looking out a barred window with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Exile. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Hoshi and the Beast!”
EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 2w ago

In today's episode "Hoshi and the Beast!," Bill tells us about the Star Trek ENT episode Exile, where Hoshi is packed off to a rain-swept castle inhabited by a creepy loner who promises to use his telepathic powers to help the Enterprise if she'll pretend to be his Canadian Girlfriend for a week.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Exile showing Hoshi looking out a barred window with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Exile. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Hoshi and the Beast!”
EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 3w ago

It's Vombie Time this week as our crew heads out on a second contact mission, revisiting the Star Trek ENT episode "Impulse" (the one with the vulcan zombies!). And boy did we all really have fun with this horror-trope filled zombie episode.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Impulse showing camera pointed over Archer's shoulder and down at T'Pol who is staring daggers at him with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Impulse. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “iVombie!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
Jamie Bernstein@uajamie.bsky.social · 4w ago

I don’t say this often, but I really liked this Vulcan zombie (VOMBIE!) episode of Enterprise. It really leaned into the horror and zombie tropes in a surprisingly fun way. And, it was so fun to get to try to translate the jump scares into podcast form when explaining the whole ep to Bill and Maria.

EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 4w ago

In our newest podcast episode "iVombie," @uajamie.bsky.social about the ENT season 3 episode "Impulse" where World War V has commenced because the Enterprise has to deal with an honest to god Vombie apocalypse (Vulcan zombies!).

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Impulse showing camera pointed over Archer's shoulder and down at T'Pol who is staring daggers at him with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Impulse. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “iVombie!”
Jamie Bernstein@uajamie.bsky.social · 4w ago

Me before I started hosting EnterpriseSplaining: oh, spoil anything you want. Spoilers don’t bother me. Me after I started hosting EnterpriseSplaining: if you tell me even one thing about T’Pol’s fourth season wig, outfits, or makeup styling, I will murder you in your sleep.

EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 4w ago

Since none of us have seen the 4th season yet, we’re all assuming Lower Decks is talking about the 3rd, but what if her hair gets totally crazy in the final season? Or, does this mean she will go back to her old wig next season? (Please don’t reply with wig spoilers - we want to be surprised)

Jamie Bernstein@uajamie.bsky.social · last mo.

It's true! I did manage to identify this book on Trip's shelf via tracking down the auction site where the book was sold to a collector and zooming in on photos from the auction. It's a book of Italian political philosophy from the 19th century.

screenshot from star trek enterprise of trip's bookshelf with a book with a blurry title circled.
EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · last mo.

In today's episode, we're on a second contact mission, revisiting the Star Trek Enterprise episode Rajiin. Jim is back as a guest this week to chat with us about Barge 12 Barry and x-ray hands. Plus, in our Mammary Alpha segment, Jamie manages to identify the fourth book on Trip's shelf.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Rajiin showing a close up of Archer facing a blonde woman. She is looking intensely at him and he is looking confused and a little worried. with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Rajiin. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Commotion at the Lady Stall!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · last mo.

In today's episode, we're on a second contact mission, revisiting the Star Trek Enterprise episode Rajiin. Jim is back as a guest this week to chat with us about Barge 12 Barry and x-ray hands. Plus, in our Mammary Alpha segment, Jamie manages to identify the fourth book on Trip's shelf.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Rajiin showing a close up of Archer facing a blonde woman. She is looking intensely at him and he is looking confused and a little worried. with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Rajiin. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Commotion at the Lady Stall!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · last mo.

Our new episode is out today on the ENT episode Rajiin where Archer "rescues" a beautiful and mysterious slave girl. In keeping with his taste in women, she turns out to be a spy (at least she wasn't a slug this time!). Plus, our guest Jim Tigwell experiences ENT for his first time through this ep.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Rajiin showing Close up of the side of Archer's facing a blonde woman. She is looking intensely at him and he is looking confused and a little worried. with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Rajiin. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Commotion at the Lady Stall!”
EnterpriseSplaining@enterprisesplain.bsky.social · last mo.

Our new episode is out today on the ENT episode Rajiin where Archer "rescues" a beautiful and mysterious slave girl. In keeping with his taste in women, she turns out to be a spy (at least she wasn't a slug this time!). Plus, our guest Jim Tigwell experiences ENT for his first time through this ep.

Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast” Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Rajiin showing Close up of the side of Archer's facing a blonde woman. She is looking intensely at him and he is looking confused and a little worried. with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Rajiin. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Commotion at the Lady Stall!”