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hyl ✿ 29 ✿ she/her xe/xem ✿ queer ✿ horror movies ✿ discontinued doll collector ✿ carol and tommy stranger things
not to be cheugy but i cannot keep up with modern lingo. like words and terms change so fast now that the internet and social media is so big. back in my day u had to wait to a new term made it to u through the grapevine from the next school over
my parents love the story of how i started walking rly early which is cool except that i got used to being able to run under tables that when i grew i ended up just slamming head first into tables. and yes that same table is still our kitchen table.
ppl who use “eat calorie deficit” as a gotcha remind me of ppl who are like “in biology there are two sexes” cuz like wow! i’m so proud you passed 2nd grade math and science! unfortunately you stopped there and now you look like a bigot and a tool.
we saw an ad and the story for the finance ad was the person wanted to make a plant identification app and my dad was like “why would you make a plant id app theres already so many of those” dad this is a financing ad
im so tired of filmmakers remaking movies that are reliant on cultural context. no you cant make a modern day possession it’s reliant on split berlin, a majority of the scenes have the berlin wall in it. no u cant americaremake speak no evil it’s reliant on the beef between danish and dutch people.
moose has got to be the biggest lovebug mouse ive ever had he literally curled up in my hand and snuggled in and started grooming my finger. ive melted im mush
i had no idea audrey hobert was gen z her music has such millennial vibes i had no idea there were zoomers like this.
2000s skinny was crazy because what do you mean the women in the ms new booty music video’s asses were considered big
im sooo sick of being advertised irish curl shit i have actual curls i dont need products please leave me alone
my lesbian streamer started streaming with obnoxious men and hearing them all talk makes me want to dive into an empty swimming pooly
i was in theatre in high school so i had to pretend that pitch perfect wasnt a shit movie.
bro jimothy as a name has run its course its not funny anymore its annoying please choose smthn new. its the modern version of millennials “the honorable sir fluffbutt the third esquire” shut the fuck up and call ur dalmation spot like the rest of us.
playing bloody mary with the other drunk girls in the bar bathroom and when mary comes out we tell her how pretty she is and how she needs to get out more and we go buy a round of shots at the bar
congestion hurts so bad im so sick of this. mucus get OUTTT OF MY FACEEEE
i found one if my cat’s whiskers in my hair. little moments☺️
loveee when ppl quote tweet smthn and say an angry accusation and ppl are like “thats not what the person was saying” and they’re like “i wasnt talking about what the person was saying” like why did u say it on their tweet
yall i forgot how to spell business and it still doesnt look right but i know its not bisniss its some secret third thing
i dont have a working oven or stove. i HAVE an oven and stove. but for as long as ive lived here it does not work. so its just like decoration i guess
ive started watching facebook reels (ya i know) and ive found this super cute account of this super nice aquarium store in malaysia and the workers do little skits and theyre so funny and charming. i love people who are passionate about fish its so sweet.