Joseph Brassey

@josephbrassey.bsky.social

He/Him. Author of a buncha books. PRINCE OF CLAY out now. Serialized novel GLASSBLADE releasing currently. Swordsman. Repped by Laura Zats of Headwater Literary. https://www.josephbrassey.com

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."

Back in my day we didn’t scrape music from the internet to feed to algorithms and make slop. No. We bought the musical score to the most recent popular adventure movie, stripped it of context in our heads, and used it to soundtrack writing our fantasy novels, like HONEST thieves.

One of the things I think about a lot now when writing is the fact that if a previously beloved character snaps and kills a bunch of people in response to another character doing something that upsets them, there is a not-insubstantial portion of the audience who will blame the other character.

Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast@irhottakes.bsky.social · 2d ago

Man, I just don't get this sort of thing. People can be fans of a villainous character and then fight to the death for their right to strip their blorbos of all their aura and turn them into smol beans who apparently just ineffectually stood there for three movies.

Forever ago I downloaded an app to help me track my daily mood. I long ago stopped using it but I have somehow not deleted it yet. Every day it negs me, asking me to record my mood. Every day I ignore it.

My thoughts on the whole nepo baby thing are colored by the fact that as many successful children of successful people there are in the arts, there are way MORE children of those people who have never been able to succeed because they genuinely suck at the thing their parents were good at.

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2d ago

As the wealth gap widens and basic needs become unaffordable, the term “nepo baby” has expanded to include new stars with any kind of privilege. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4xJkboG

My desire to write a clear, concise fight scene where the reader can fully understand what's happening is constantly at odds with my experiences of scenarios with more than one active combatant, which is a chaotic shitshow where nobody is actually aware of what's happening around them.

We need more things made from people’s deep personal feelings, not less. We need less committee, less algorithm. The good stuff comes from people souls without being heavily tampered with by rich businessmen who know nothing about art or story. People want to connect with that gem inside.

I still think about my scavenger friend who’s into bone collecting and taxidermy yelling—as we passed a dead raccoon on the side of the highway on the way to a sword tournament—“FREE RACCOON!” He’s now living in the Catskills hunting mushrooms and boiling dead coyotes with his polycule. He’s happy.

Remembering my mantra for these books, tonight. “Hero” in the classical, sardonic sense. Doers of great deeds. Bearers of great shame. Saviors of the world and ruiners of damn near everything they touch.

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"