Back to our regularly scheduled UB slop No less offensive than Sash and Waistcoat though, i truly don't see the difference

Paige, TheMaverickGirl@themaverickgirl.bsky.social · 6h ago

What the fuck is this

we have got to shame people for turning off quote tweets im tired of cowards saying stupid shit and then i have to screenshot them instead of dunking them in a way they can see

look im all for dunking the jeopardy guy for his bigotry, but maybe dont start attacking his religion i hate to defend mormons bc i mean... lets be real... but if it becomes the norm to go "yeah this guy sucks, heres everything wrong with hinduism btw" we are going somewhere very dark very fast

wizards saw you complaining about UniversesBeyond slop and decided to invent UniversesWithin slop most of the designs of the commander mystery booster are jingling keys "oh do you 'member Joven? do you 'member scryb sprite? oh look its Greensleeves!" its a hat set but the hat is boomer magic

As some have pointed out, public funding for streets and highways isn't really a new "slopulism" idea but this public policy of "you will never have to pay for anything ever" seems like a one way ticket to governance hell

Secretary of Defense Rock@sodrock.bsky.social · 2d ago

As some have pointed out, free transit isn’t really a new “slopulism” idea but this public policy of “you will never have to pay anything ever” seems like a one way ticket to governance hell

making a list of these and continuing to get more & more controversial for different reasons until u get mad and stop reading: From Under the Cork Tree, Infinity on High, Folie a Deux The Fame, The Fame Monster, Born This Way Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, The Black Parade, Danger Days

Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d ago

What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)

i love the original lyrics to "Money for Nothing" bc its like 'Wow look at that guy with all the women and money, what a fag. we have to do all this hard work like installing microwaves"

i was thinking about this the other day, spiderman is by far the most like... normal, decent-guy hero sure he has spidey powers and stuff but like half of his 'crime-fighting' time is like, talking kids down from ledges and sitting on park benches with geezers talking about grief

Micah@rincewind.run · 4d ago

another data point for “spider-man is the best superhero” not even superhero fatigue can keep people from wanting to hang out with our pal pete

sometimes i post a comment on reddit that i know will make the entire thread mad and i just feel my smile unfurl like im the grinch

i made this 🦦

Commander's Herald@commanders-herald.bsky.social · 5d ago

"It’s The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The Amazon Prime Video series. The one that always shows up in the recommended section after you finish watching Fallout or The Boys.”

i think the real purity test of allyship isn't boycotting the right stuff, nor knowing all the PC language. the real test of being an ally is being able to take insane, invalid criticism from socially disadvantaged people & go "they have a right to be mad, even if their anger at me is displaced"

god what really sucks is that i dont really care about the wordle shit, or that bro has an nyt subscription; if he wants to be wildly misinformed that's bro's business but seeing this snarky ass response really fucking sucks dude

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 6d ago

This may be true of others but I actually got express permission from the trans community to keep NYT games and recipes. I also have a news subscription, which is arguably worse, so I had to specifically send in a written request. Took 30 days but I got approved.

chat i think i have been celibate for a full calendar year

i have a hard time looking at these two side by side bc its like that meme with the two paths ahead but both are scary bad lightning paths one is where im a man and the other is where im straight

Robyn- Looking For Work! 🏳️‍⚧️@thewobynfiasco.bsky.social · last wk.

I uh do not know what to do with this information

i love when i hate someone and then they give me a reason to hate them unstoppably immaculate vibechecks years before the scumbags reveal themselves im so goated like this

Punished Dax 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🇵🇸🌲@trillsymbiont.bsky.social · last wk.

The person behind the “firebomb a Walmart” tweet liberals/radlibs love is just a paid advertiser for gambling now. that’s so fuckin funny man

why did you transition? right answers only. Too hot for one gender

jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · last wk.

why did you transition? right answers only. clout

why did you transition? right answers only. Too hot for one gender

jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · last wk.

why did you transition? right answers only. clout

I'm warning any Christian who does this to me on a flight: I was raised evangelical and have memorized the entire dialogue tree for Heimskr from Whiterun I will out-proselytize you & spread the good word of Talos, the unerring and unassailable god of man.

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

every single thing i see about this set look incredible

Magic: The Gathering@magic.wizards.com · last wk.

The first return to Zhalfir since March of the Machine in 2023, and the first time we will see it as a plane all its own. Afrofantasy comes to Magic: The Gathering with #MTGZhalfir.

if there is anything the NYT op-ed articleheads love, its pioneering manufactured consent what stage of fascism is it when the so-called paper of record is inventing cuckold scenarios for the opposition party?

Bits and Bobs@carmelseaotter.bsky.social · last wk.

'In this scenario, Speaker Johnson’s designee, at Mr. Trump’s instigation, would produce a roll of new House members that included Republicans in races that Democrats believed they had won.' www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/o...

Brandon's faux pas were in fact prophecies from apollo

The Guardian@theguardian.com · last wk.

‘You say genocide, I say war’: Boy George releases pro-Israel song, We Will Dance Again

someimtimes ur friend has a name she uses on the internet and then that website crashes and her name is still like that in your phone 5 years later

you ever tuck so good you reconsider bottom surgery?

unionized legal workers at Advocates for Trans Equality are now facing layoffs after the org went on a c-suite hiring spree. in this political moment, laying off frontline staff who meet trans legal needs is unconscionable

I W H B Y D

Selling my pro tour promos! Quicksilver $750 (only 361 in print) Tamiyo $500 Pro tour tamiyo Quiver starting at $250, and taking offers.

i know the online leftists are dunking this, but ill take all the imperialist lip service in the world if it means policy i like is being pushed forward lol its so much better than the opposite, which is what most of the democratic party is built on

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2w ago

im excited for Kamigawa Titanbreach because it looks sick and has a cool name but mostly i just want to rehash the "Are the EVA units really mecha?" argument again for the thousandth time