Don’t forget! 😌✨

Shaman Named Dwayne

Initial conditions: m1=100.3 m2=133.0 m3=95.8 (solar masses) v1x=2.033 v1y=1.141 v2x=4.654 v2y=0.986 v3x=-1.038 v3y=-6.444 (km/s) x1=-8.0 y1=-13.0 x2=30.0 y2=-6.0 x3=6.0 y3=13.0 (AU from center) Music: The Shape of Things To Come (BSG) – McCreary

Anybody else notice this?

Welcome to 2016, democrats.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 21h ago

MacFarlane: I think it's an anti-establishment era we may be entering here. Look at all the different ways in which people are bucking against establishment. If El-Sayed is somebody who channels people who don't want the establishment to run and to reign, he's going to have a big night…

Imagine it? I fantasize about it.

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

I mean...this is actually what I love about America.

Zebulon Vitruvius Pike@vitruviuspike.bsky.social · yesterday

Neat web nest made by caterpillars outside my balcony.

100% of Bluesky 100% of the time.

I challenge Donald Trump to walk into a punk bar and see if he can walk out.

This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.

hwat in tarnation

Alexander Clarkson@aphclarkson.bsky.social · 5d ago

Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right

Politico cartoon

I feel like this would be good for my back. That was not good for my back. And other things about being an aging millennial.

Counterpoint: interpreting pleading the fifth as an admission of guilt is illegal, actually.

Jerry 'Just call me Snake' Snodgrass@jerrysnodgrass.bsky.social · last wk.

Now do Trump pleading the 5th over 450 times.

You got it! At UCLA!

Ambrose Wolfinger@ambrosewolfinger.bsky.social · 6d ago

Is this the athlete whose teammates piled and stacked bats, gloves, and I believe a cereal box on her while she was giving a postgame interview?

Win or lose I'm super excited for John Ossoff to stop begging me for money.

Dead or alive, Mitch McConnell is on extended medical leave — on your dime. This is the same Mitch McConnell who voted against: paid family and medical leave for everyone else.

Aloha ahole

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · last wk.

I have been informed this was someone impersonating ICE which is somehow even funnier.

weak beta eyes

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · last wk.

lmao

I have had this same conversation with people on methamphetamine.

The Daily Show@thedailyshow.com · last wk.

Josh Johnson investigates the real reason behind America's war with Iran: an underground stargate

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently