Mr. Encyclopedia

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📗 I'm the creator of Dimestore Novel. 📘 I treat other people the way I want to be treated 📙 All my art is CC BY-SA 4.0 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://retro.pizza/@mrencyclopedia, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

Ordinary World -> Call to adventure -> Refusal of the call -> Rejection of the mentor -> Stay put -> Watch other people do it -> Gratitude -> Have some dinner -> Good night's rest.

Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong and the current Donkey Kong is his son, the grown up Donkey Kong Jr. Diddy Kong is a MONKEY and is UNRELATED TO DONKEY KONG. I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE HERETICAL DOCTRINES NOW PREACHED BY NINTENDO.

Listening to a really good podcast done by a young millennial who clearly loves Harry Potter and has a specific method of calling out people who suck but doesn't seem to have ever said anything about Rowling

A picture of Jordan Peele looking nervous with sweat pouring down his face.

Kash Patel will never see your mockery but your friends that always look like they just found a time bomb inside their briefcase will. Please remember to be kind.

Last year I commissioned an artist as a birthday present to myself. It was not done in time for that birthday and it is becoming increasingly clear that it won't be done for this birthday either.

I still think about the post that was like, "I like your tiktok skit, but I noticed you play every role. So do you live during the pleistocene population minimum or...?"