Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)

@ephusophus.bsky.social

still dope. strega nona is portuguese. I am a tiny little pebble. maintainer of rubblemag.org, an ongoing collaborative (hopefully) collage project

It's kinda bullshit that the White Sox didn't get approval from the Vatican for their Pope Hat night. You think the Yankees would give away free dead rats without asking the Rat King if he was cool with it? Never. I guess the Pope probably doesn't gnaw people to death though. But maybe?

it is very important for me, a therapist, that everyone be able to leave their job for a couple of hours during the middle of the day, so that I don't have to be at work until 9pm. I thank all Bosses for their aunderstanding and in exchange, I will offer them one (1) free diagnosis of their choosing

It's kinda bullshit that the White Sox didn't get approval from the Vatican for their Pope Hat night. You think the Yankees would give away free dead rats without asking the Rat King if he was cool with it? Never. I guess the Pope probably doesn't gnaw people to death though. But maybe?

"what if everybody blocked the ads and then nobody saw the ads and then all the web sites went out of business" okay? Fine? The dot you're not connecting for me is why that would be a bad thing. the failure of a business model because everyone hates it is a bad thing because...

the problem with actively removing all the dumb people from my life is that when i see how many dumb people there are and what they're like i'm like siddhartha seeing a dying man, except for the part that instead of getting enlightened i go eat hot dog and chips.

todays discourse is apparntly about whether convenience stores are convenient enough, and if you want my opinion, in new york city, they call convenience stores "bodegas." gonna shut off comments and requotes because i don't want to get buried in notifications.

my favorite thing on bluesky is when someone mentions there is a Discourse or a Main Character and i don't know what or who it is and I never will. i can make up my own discourse like convenience stores aren't convenient enough, and the Main Character today is, as always, Dracula.

party politics is weird. on some level people have to know that running an appealing candidate with good ideas is a good way to win, but the process that selects candidates doesn't care about that and you end up being like "if we spend enough money, the rotten muppet will win" and then she doesn't