Naomi Saphra

@nsaphra.bsky.social

Waiting on a robot body. All opinions are universal and held by both employers and family. ML/NLP professor. nsaphra.net

"Today is August 4, 2026," said a voice from the kitchen ceiling, "in the city of Allendale, California." It repeated the date 3x for memory's sake. "Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. […] Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills." —"There Will Come Soft Rains," Ray Bradbury

There Will Come Soft Rains is a limited edition of 300 unnumbered copies, letterpress printed by Hand & Eye Letterpress in London, England. It features a full colour illustration by Guillem H. Pongiluppi and is quarter-bound in book cloth and custom hand-marbled paper from Daniela Prina in a waved palm pattern.

Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.

What does synapse position buy a neuron? We trained a dendritic network to place its own synapses on a covariance task. It clustered correlated inputs onto shared branches, and shuffling that placement destroyed performance while every weight stayed intact. Preprint: arxiv.org/abs/2607.24503 🧵-->

Synaptic clustering emerges from learning and supports covariance discrimination

Functional synapse clusters (FSCs) are synapses with correlated presynaptic activity that are colocalized on the same neuronal dendritic branch. FSCs have been observed after learning in cortical and ...

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We need a term for the eerie uncertainty about whether you’re talking to a human. I just called a hospital line that handles urgent situations, which I use routinely. Today, the receptionist had an old-school synthetic cadence, odd delay timing, and sounded like a script.

Curious how many people actually submit more than 20 papers, so I explored #ICLR2026 data (took at 30 mins w codex). 101 people had over 20 submissions (max 54), contributing 2226 papers (11.2% of 19,814 submissions). Capping them would block at least 500 papers (2.5% total).

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This is a robot failing to grasp a ball. Almost every robot lab produces clips like this daily… and almost all of them get thrown away. This is the most abundant but underused resource in robot learning. We’re collecting all of it now as “OopsieData”, please join us at oopsie-data.com! (1/13)

Kudos to #ICLR2027 PCs for taking strong actions 👏 I like they keep it open to new people, mitigating a risk of "AI slop" Submission cap should be much lower, say 5 papers per author, unless their contribution is significant and they offer quality review workforce accordingly

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Gautam Kamath@gautamkamath.com · 6d ago

ICLR 2027 has authorship quotas: - No more than 20 submissions per author - No more than 1 submission where no author has a paper previously accepted to a major ML conference From iclr.cc/Conferences/...

9/n ⚔️ We also see emergent aggression, like in real fish! Although agents are not explicitly programmed with social rules, beyond incurring a higher penalty when bitten by larger fish, they spontaneously exhibit competitive behavior, including chasing and biting during foraging.

I had an infuriating insurance denial for an extremely important medication. I had many pieces of evidence about why their clinical criteria were unscientific and out of date. It took me thirty seconds to make a terrifying document out of that documentation. We won our appeal.

Buddy Toledo@jessefuchs.bsky.social · 2w ago

I have a lot of doubts and qualms and issues and etc. about LLMs in many contexts—but as far as using them to navigate the nightmare world of our extant digital bureaucracy, I have exactly one thought

Is it fun to read reddit sometimes? Sure, but it's not comprehensive information strategy. More serious example, it's bullshit to act like I should have only a bunch of pseudoscience, health conspiracy reddit forums to, say, urgently find comments on a chemo reaction bsky.app/profile/grim...

Cat Hicks@grimalkina.bsky.social · 3w ago

I am helping to care for someone going through chemo. Yesterday had a scary urgent adverse reaction to triage. Obviously the first step was getting in touch with the oncology triage line (shockingly hard to find) so the on-call providers could tell us what to do.

is this controversial? -- people don't go to conferences to learn things. they do but that's not the primary purpose. nor is the primary purpose 'networking'. they go there, for *moral support*. becoz science is not a victory march. to endure it, we need conferences.